Taylor Swift #64 I Don't Wanna Liverpool Forever
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He is gorgeous but when I see people saying “I want a British boyfriend” I am literally like honey the cool classy celebrity men are the exception. This is the expectations, the reality is a guy who’ll text you “u up?” And “without me? and have turkey teeth and a room where it’s just a mattress and a phone charger
Every now and again I remember "metal as hell" and cringe
I am so sorry, I’d ask for compensationpsml
me coming to study in the uk expecting joe Alwyn and getting the above
Gives the same energy as Hannah Montana calling herself a “Rockstar”
As a member of the matty healy defence league (hi, teenage obsession with the 1975 that’s never quite faded), is this a safe space to admit I had a dream last night where I went to an intimate gig of his at a random pub and he gave me a friendship bracelet with my fave song of theirs on? I even woke up feeling disappointed it didn’t happen!
But Taylor HAD Joe Alwyn and still actively wanted Matty HealyWhen you want a Joe Alwyn but most British men look and act like Matty Healy
Was it this one?
Taylor Swift #62 Your room-mate's cheap ass chicken wine, that's how
I can't hear what you're describing. I can hear the mixing is a bit sloppy and overloud (probably intentionally) at that part but the sound I hear is definitely part of the music. I'll have a listen when I'm next in my car (since that's the only place I have decent speakers now 😂). I can hear...
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She was after the authentic British Man experience.But Taylor HAD Joe Alwyn and still actively wanted Matty Healy
The lack of commitment and ghosting that comes with it might’ve turned her off the Brits though.
imagine. As soon as I landed tories got in charge too I’ve been LIVING THROUGH IT EVER SINCEI am so sorry, I’d ask for compensation
miss-sold goodsThe most common two types of British men
1. hipster man. Chances of being ghosted 75%, chances they already have a girlfriend 20%, chances of them being normal 5%.Sometimes in a band- Sometimes talented, never the fittest in the band. Will ask you to name ten songs by a band if you wear their shirt. Will call you basic if you dare to like something even slightly mainstream
2. Love island Elon wannabe - has a BMW financed in Mummy’s name. She still tucks him into the floor mattress, don’t listen to them snookums, your hairline ISNT reeceeding. His hinge bio is “I like going for hungover hikes with the dog and having a roast”- he expects you to cook it
There is a reason my fella is Greek and my ex is Danish. cause it’s slim pickings if you go for the English lads
1. hipster man. Chances of being ghosted 75%, chances they already have a girlfriend 20%, chances of them being normal 5%.Sometimes in a band- Sometimes talented, never the fittest in the band. Will ask you to name ten songs by a band if you wear their shirt. Will call you basic if you dare to like something even slightly mainstream
2. Love island Elon wannabe - has a BMW financed in Mummy’s name. She still tucks him into the floor mattress, don’t listen to them snookums, your hairline ISNT reeceeding. His hinge bio is “I like going for hungover hikes with the dog and having a roast”- he expects you to cook it
There is a reason my fella is Greek and my ex is Danish.
cause it’s slim pickings if you go for the English lads
My Quarterly YouTube Music Recap is out
Fortnight is not my favourite, it just gets that as it plays automatically when I put the album on then skip forward. The rest is accurate though
I did manage to find a British fella who's not either of those, but he's also no artistically minded public school boy eitherThe most common two types of British men
1. hipster man. Chances of being ghosted 75%, chances they already have a girlfriend 20%, chances of them being normal 5%.Sometimes in a band- Sometimes talented, never the fittest in the band. Will ask you to name ten songs by a band if you wear their shirt. Will call you basic if you dare to like something even slightly mainstream
2. Love island Elon wannabe - has a BMW financed in Mummy’s name. She still tucks him into the floor mattress, don’t listen to them snookums, your hairline ISNT reeceeding. His hinge bio is “I like going for hungover hikes with the dog and having a roast”- he expects you to cook it
There is a reason my fella is Greek and my ex is Danish.
The third type is “Road Man” but we don’t talk about those and avoid them at all cost.The most common two types of British men
1. hipster man. Chances of being ghosted 75%, chances they already have a girlfriend 20%, chances of them being normal 5%.Sometimes in a band- Sometimes talented, never the fittest in the band. Will ask you to name ten songs by a band if you wear their shirt. Will call you basic if you dare to like something even slightly mainstream
2. Love island Elon wannabe - has a BMW financed in Mummy’s name. She still tucks him into the floor mattress, don’t listen to them snookums, your hairline ISNT reeceeding. His hinge bio is “I like going for hungover hikes with the dog and having a roast”- he expects you to cook it
There is a reason my fella is Greek and my ex is Danish.
But Taylor HAD Joe Alwyn and still actively wanted Matty Healy
Gal needs better tastes in men
I’m so glad my very English, northern husband is none of these things!!The most common two types of British men
1. hipster man. Chances of being ghosted 75%, chances they already have a girlfriend 20%, chances of them being normal 5%.Sometimes in a band- Sometimes talented, never the fittest in the band. Will ask you to name ten songs by a band if you wear their shirt. Will call you basic if you dare to like something even slightly mainstream
2. Love island Elon wannabe - has a BMW financed in Mummy’s name. She still tucks him into the floor mattress, don’t listen to them snookums, your hairline ISNT reeceeding. His hinge bio is “I like going for hungover hikes with the dog and having a roast”- he expects you to cook it
There is a reason my fella is Greek and my ex is Danish.
P.s I see we’re still talking about joe alywn….!
That wristband looks incredibly tight, did you get it off ok?
I use the bag hack...genius
Yes thank you!!
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