Tasha & tanya #49 Battle of the birthdays, Tan's in a panic trying to think of ways to outdo the titanic

[LurkyTheLurker]

I did not need to open insta and see Tans man feet

 

[LuckyCharm]

The fruit shoot had me creasing. Who TF buys them if they don’t have kids in/coming to the house? So sad.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Chicken kievs … very topical

 

[Maggie28]

It’s the “special requests” for me
Lots of daughter kisses. That’s so weird. I get it from a baby/child but too late teens are going to
Keep kissing their mum

Maybe it should read lots of eye rolls

 

[Merylsberyls]

Ok, which family member locked her in the London Dungeon without her phone?!

This is very odd behaviour for Trash? No doubt we will have a delightful photo dump to look forward to tomorrow I’m sure

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Does she buy two bottles of everything? Use one and leave the other unopen for a prop

How many filters

 

[Kikidoyouloveme]

I don’t know why but trash has really annoyed me, “going to order a dominoes” clearly You fucking didn’t, you ordered from the local pizza. Why lie??

Yeasss it wound me up too! It’s not a dominos it’s a shitty any pizza, any size for 9.99 Jobbie , which is fine, but just say we got some pizzas in ffs!

 

[Serg91]

Wetwipe dickless H2B has obviously not enjoyed his food the last two nights no 'delicious honey' or 'amazing honey' or she's forgotten the password like she has for no3with3

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She reuses this same pic every year and the poor lamb looks mortified to be in a picture with 'cute nose'

I am in tears laughing at this photo. Thank you so much for sharing this

 

[Toomuchtat]

It’s the “special requests” for me
Lots of daughter kisses. That’s so weird. I get it from a baby/child but too late teens are going to
Keep kissing their mum

Think she was meant to put “lots of son kisses” for her sloppy dogs to lick her mug

 

[Dramallamas]

Usual boring post from this morning, on the train to London!

I wonder if she ever just eats anything without photographing it to share?

 

[MrsChatterbox]

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Another pair of knee circulation cut off coated leggings for I see

Can’t be doing her circulation any good. I can almost feel the DVT from here.

 

[SquiggleWiggle]

It’s weird isn’t it? I know is as thick as they come, but surely she must think this is a bit off and what is she getting at?

exactly, 12hrs ago too so last night

 

[swimming]

So in the same shit egg and chips post trash refers to Olivia as “Olivia” and then in the next sentence it’s “our daughter”

 

[Merylsberyls]

Shame can’t use that Vax cleaner on her grout!

 

[Toomuchtat]

I had HG. The only thing I could tolerate was mint chewing gum for ages. And I’d only chew a piece for about 5 minutes then spit it out. I went through packets of the bastards

Thank you @Sunflowerpod
I’ve tried the chewing gum! I have a pack beside my bed now but no luck, I’m on 3 different meds after trying 7 different combos and finally in the past two weeks I’ve kept my head above water aka out of hospital. I’ve managed to keep 60% of food and fluids down which is a HUGE improvement but going into my third month of no work and spending most of my days in bed. It’s a huge struggle mentally and physically but I’ve made sure I’ve reached out for support from all sorts of angles (the Facebook group is a saviour) I’m 16 weeks now and although I’m thankful I have a healthy baby as I know so many even on this thread who have recently had struggles (sending hugs) I can’t wait to until September and for it all to be over xx

 

[LuckyCharm]

I think John is Tans dad. Agree with the point ref “woods”, more likely just woods behind their house.

 

[Mitxhel]

I think Tanzis comment has been deleted now! I can’t see it anyways

Can’t see it either. I was low-key hoping Tash would leave it as a fuck you to Tanya, but alas it seems she has no backbone. I wonder if she msg her to ask her to remove it

 

[Maggie28]

The first photo is recycled, typical with this idiot!

Maybe Tan isn’t well, because sorry but that Chinese looked shit. The cube chicken looked rank, the starters looked like something from Iceland’s

 

[Kikidoyouloveme]

Trash taking down the photo last night that revealed her daughters school to 25k people……12 hours after everyone had seen it.
I’ll say it again, stupid stupid woman. Has she not heard of child offenders? One minute she’s posting photos of her daughter and friends in skimpy dresses at a sleepover, then she posts the school they go to. Fucking twat.

There was a comment on that pic you could see the school name …maybe she gave her empty head a wobble

 

[JoJo81]

why does tash talk utter rubbish we all know you will be stuffing your face with crap today. She’s so strange