Tanya & Tasha #48 Tash is ready for spring while Tan is still waiting for a wedding ring.
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Why has she got a giant condom on her head?
Just wondering where the “funniest story” was? What part of that was funny?
What a wet fish Del Boy is. Driving round town for the courier carrying the flowers or whatever. If you think that’s funny, you need to be in asylum. Your nearly 50 not 15. Jeez it’s fuckin Valentine’s Day stoopid, save some money up and get yourself married if you love him that much!
She doesn’t get out much, bless her
Well done @Maggie28, think you called the flower delivery this morning. She is sooooo dull and predictable. No wonder she lives in the virtual world of insta - her real world is so bleeping boring 🥱I have second hand embarrassment for them
aka he didn’t get her anything and she’s now bought her own flowers and chucked them in a vase she already had 
I rephrase what really happened, Tan stood by the door tapping her fairfax and favor boots. Arms crossed demanding Taco explain why it’s 5.55pm on Valentine’s Day and no flowers have been delivered.
She slaps the poor sod while he runs around the town shouting at all the white vans. She then takes a deep breath and says hand it over! He hands over his credit card and she says to him you will pay for this you little tit….
She stomps off to the shoe box and he trials behind her with the flowers.
She demands a cocktail and tells him he can have tap water.
She uses his credit card to buy something expensive and tells him. He needs to arrange a night away ASAP. It’s been over a month since we last went away.
And who says romance is dead.
I hope those poor dogs have had a walk.
She slaps the poor sod while he runs around the town shouting at all the white vans. She then takes a deep breath and says hand it over! He hands over his credit card and she says to him you will pay for this you little tit….
She stomps off to the shoe box and he trials behind her with the flowers.
She demands a cocktail and tells him he can have tap water.
She uses his credit card to buy something expensive and tells him. He needs to arrange a night away ASAP. It’s been over a month since we last went away.
And who says romance is dead.
I hope those poor dogs have had a walk.
Driving around town chasing the courier..... yep hilarious tanzi just give taco his balls back. The bouquet is horrid looks like he just went around the local cemetery collecting whatever he could find and created it in a panic 
It is the 2022 EB vase and flowers from Waitrose Florist but according to the website photo it should look like this!
What a hilariously funny story that was 
the flowers she ordered herself arrived late bet she was fuming. Surly it's no longer a surprise getting flowers at work??
Valentines is nearly over ladies and gents next up spring
the flowers she ordered herself arrived late bet she was fuming. Surly it's no longer a surprise getting flowers at work??Valentines is nearly over ladies and gents next up spring
Let’s not forget aboutWhat a hilariously funny story that was
Valentines is nearly over ladies and gents next up spring
daughters bedroom renovation as soon as Onslow can be arsed and stops dragging him here there and everywhere for the gram followed by PANCAKE DAY. The excitement is unbearable! 
such a bloody sopwithAttachments
What is tartefletti! Tartiflette
I don’t get why she couldn’t have just waited for the courier to deliver them today. But then again she is so boujie/extra/a complete twit
I honestly feel like Tashas and Dereks relationship is so false 
everything is so overly staged as if they feel they have to prove themselves, the way he always has to reply with cringy comments for everyone to see prob sitting next to each other on sofa FFS! And those gifts she says he buys her she so buys herself! Totally embarrassing 
everything is so overly staged as if they feel they have to prove themselves, the way he always has to reply with cringy comments for everyone to see prob sitting next to each other on sofa FFS! And those gifts she says he buys her she so buys herself! Totally embarrassing I’d like to know why he always orders them to be delivered to her at work when they live together? It must be to show off to their colleagues, there’s just no need for itWhat a hilariously funny story that was
Valentines is nearly over ladies and gents next up spring
You’re spot on. I find that when couples are overly staged and pack on the PDA on socials and real life are usually the ones who are desperately unhappy and insecure but they want others to think their relationship is like some fairytale. In reality they probably just sit at opposite ends of the sofa every evening ignoring each otherI honestly feel like Tashas and Dereks relationship is so false
I’ve been with my partner for 6 years and I hardly ever post him on socials, he doesn’t even like or comment on my posts but I know that people on social media don’t care about my relationship so why would I waste my time crying about how amazing he is 
I can’t stand the whole snuggling down watching a movie. duck off. The last thing I ever wanna do with my husband at times is snuggle down for a movie, with his feet on me, let alone every damn night.
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