And don’t forget your bucket spade to put it all in !!!
Tanya & Tasha #44 Tan declares she is queen of themes while Trasha is disillusioned by the IG dream
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This is so true! It’s actually quite sad that she’d rather buy cheap tit to fill her house than get some nice carpet throughout and upset her kitchen. She has that much shite and tat up in that loft is she got it all out and looked through it she’d probably realise she didn’t use half of it and could use it as “new props” not go to pound shop etc as the seasons start to change and big MORE STUFF.Because then she would have to forfeit endless shopping days with her favourite kiddie, Ocado deliveries, Waitrose and M&S shopping, date nights with her creepy hubby, her happy post and all the other tat she buys. Now prepare yourself for this, but she might also have to……..work more than 2 hours a month!Plus you just know they could spend 20k on the kitchen and she would still fill it with shite
Then get some carpets on finance. Declutter and sort the kitchen out. She could just replace the doors abs there’s companies out there that do second hand kitchens too. Get rid of the hospital tiles etc. I just couldn’t live like that and I think they’re both mentally unbalanced and need some sort of help. I can’t believe she order fish and chips and put fish and nets on the table. Grab a plate and stick in on you’re knee in front of the tv!
All for the sake of only 139 likes (out of 16.8k ‘followers’) and no comments.
I’m going to get a rubber dinghy to sit in too, really add to the beach theme. Does anyone know where I can get a windbreaker
I have a windbreaker and a parasol! I will sit in my swimming costume while eating mine. Even if it’s rainingI’m going to get a rubber dinghy to sit in too, really add to the beach theme. Does anyone know where I can get a windbreaker
Actually might find an abandoned fishing boat drag that home with me, set up my husband in a fisherman’s outfit then I’ll eat my fish and chips
We've actually started budgeting things in terms of takeways or meals out to focus on getting our house done not that we're at the level of ten-tonne-Tan or trashbag but it does help!
We've lived in our new build for 3 years and have barely touched it as DIY etc add up quick but we've started saying if we buy X for the house that's 2 takeaways or a meal out to cut out this month.
It's a win for the house, our bank balance and our waistlines both their houses make me uncomfortable in different ways - Tran's is like a premier inn and Trash's' makes me itch with the amount of shite everywhere.
not that we're at the level of ten-tonne-Tan or trashbag but it does help! We've lived in our new build for 3 years and have barely touched it as DIY etc add up quick but we've started saying if we buy X for the house that's 2 takeaways or a meal out to cut out this month.
It's a win for the house, our bank balance and our waistlines
both their houses make me uncomfortable in different ways - Tran's is like a premier inn and Trash's' makes me itch with the amount of shite everywhere.
Anyone else finding it hard to keep up with what season it is in Tash’s world? Autumn or Summer or Autumn or Summer?
I don’t know about everyone else but it’s boiling hot here in South Wales today, and the Met Office have already predicted a warm autumnAnyone else finding it hard to keep up with what season it is in Tash’s world? Autumn or Summer or Autumn or Summer?
not feeling cosy vibes here yet!
I crack up every time I see Trash has #kitcheninspo on pictures of her kitchen. Like anyone would think, ooo what will make our kitchen better? Oh I know, hospital tiles, mis-matched appliances and a ton of greasy tat!
Because then she would have to forfeit endless shopping days with her favourite kiddie, Ocado deliveries, Waitrose and M&S shopping, date nights with her creepy hubby, her happy post and all the other tat she buys. Now prepare yourself for this, but she might also have to……..work more than 2 hours a month!
It’s sad because if she got off her lazy ass and got a full time job, they could most probably afford to get the house done! She doesn’t have young kids to look after, she has no excuse to sit around doing nothing. I blitzed my house yesterday and only took a few hours, I have no idea how she drags it over the whole week lol
It really makes my Sunday seeing 
washing on her line!
washing on her line!
Please tell me that sad twit hasn’t laid out plastic fish and a fishing net all over her shite mdf table for a bleeping chippy tea for 150 likes. Tan you need to get a life love. That ain’t just #extra that’s bleeping embarrassing 
See trash has tagged the place where her daughter works, does she ever learn?? Now everyone knows where it is again and of course she will tell us all when she’s working as she has to be the “mummy taxi” 
That hubby is treating them too. Because, yknow, we are back in the 70’sI’ve probably missed this conversation, but I take it that Trash’s healthy lifestyle/daily walks etc have dried up?! Today she’s had a fry up, a massive slab of cake, and now off for a curry?
Ah Trash you’re loving your cheap Shein shirt that’s probably been made by children in some sweatshop or forced by the Uighers in the prison camps in China. Oooon it’s so good, it’s so cheap. Yeah I wonder fuckin why 
it’s ok though cuz you’re tucked away in your world of fuckin kodi movies, meal planners and fucked up seasons.
it’s ok though cuz you’re tucked away in your world of fuckin kodi movies, meal planners and fucked up seasons.Her and Tan constantly buying new stuff all the time, yet have the cheek to try to promote Smol but still constantly post about buying all the new Lenor etc. They are such bad role models for their kids, always buying new stuff all the time, tasha even replaced her sofa within a year. I can't believe in the current climate that we are in they still constantly boast about buying new stuff.Ah Trash you’re loving your cheap Shein shirt that’s probably been made by children in some sweatshop or forced by the Uighers in the prison camps in China. Oooon it’s so good, it’s so cheap. Yeah I wonder fuckin why
It’s ‘Surrane Jones’ ffs 
Tash loves her so much but can’t spell her bleeping name 
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Dedication that. Takes me half of December to manipulate my sofa cushions into the temporary Christmas covers. The film credits would be rolling by the time I’d pinned the banner up.
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