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I’m not even sure an insane toddler would go to these extremes! Wow, she really is on the next level of madness, roll on the next outfit Tanzi, I can’t handle the suspense…
Will defo look like a fucking lobster!
she has got to be taking the piss!
Maybe she will have the smell of one too!
Elizabeth Scarlett doing so many beautiful bags, (I have one.) and this uncultured tart picks the worst one!!
Then themes it, can’t wait to see what she dresses up Taco as.
Trasha has to be laughing her arse off!
I can see it now, tanzi walking into a seafood restaurant in her lobster get up thinking she's the dogs bollocks. The staff can't help but laugh and other customers are in shock at such a sight even the fish in the tanks are giving her a funny look.
I’m not being awful but will a red outfit suit a red head with fake tan? It just sounds very clashing to me. The bag is vile and she’s missed the point of the Joma’s, they are supposed to be gifts from the people who love you!
Wouldn't Tan be better dressed as ursula than a lobster? I'm a bit gutted she didn't dress as winnie the pooh for her pooh tearoom at the weekend missed a trick their Tanzi. Are the girls going on holiday or will she be pretending they are there? I'd be mortified if my mum had a themed outfit when I was that age.
Also if H2B is her most prized possession why is she not divorced yet?
Wouldn't Tan be better dressed as ursula than a lobster? I'm a bit gutted she didn't dress as winnie the pooh for her pooh tearoom at the weekend missed a trick their Tanzi. Are the girls going on holiday or will she be pretending they are there? I'd be mortified if my mum had a themed outfit when I was that age.
Also if H2B is her most prized possession why is she not divorced yet?
I’m not being awful but will a red outfit suit a red head with fake tan? It just sounds very clashing to me. The bag is vile and she’s missed the point of the Joma’s, they are supposed to be gifts from the people who love you!
As a red head myself, I grew up being told to avoid certain colours but it’s all bullish!t, I personally would not dress head to toe in red (or orange for example), but I still wear the colours. Perhaps it depends on tone of the red head on whether it can clash? That said, I can’t wait for pics of her fake tan
now she will say how the bracelet was a gift from her H2B
As a red head myself, I grew up being told to avoid certain colours but it’s all bullish!t, I personally would not dress head to toe in red (or orange for example), but I still wear the colours. Perhaps it depends on tone of the red head on whether it can clash? That said, I can’t wait for pics of her fake tan
now she will say how the bracelet was a gift from her H2B
Sorry I don’t think I explained it properly I think it was more the fake tan that would push it over the edge. I agree redheads can suit wearing red but all of that red on top of fake tan, does sound very OTT
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