Tanya & Tasha #44 Tan declares she is queen of themes while Trasha is disillusioned by the IG dream

[Wordsmith]

I am at a loss as to why you would stay on a Haven site but not participate in anything they have. They could have gone for a swim (not that I want to picture 🦧 in a swimsuit) taken part in the evening shows and had a few drinks. Go out for dinner. I just really don’t get it. She’s brought all her home stuff and plonked it in the caravan, watching the same tit on tv. I don’t see the point in going. It’s all been about food as well! Fat cow

They don’t do socialising .

 

[Letsspillthetea]

I am at a loss as to why you would stay on a Haven site but not participate in anything they have. They could have gone for a swim (not that I want to picture 🦧 in a swimsuit) taken part in the evening shows and had a few drinks. Go out for dinner. I just really don’t get it. She’s brought all her home stuff and plonked it in the caravan, watching the same tit on tv. I don’t see the point in going. It’s all been about food as well! Fat cow

She's probably scared dickless del will run off into the sunset with one of the mascots

 

[Merylsberyls]

She's probably scared dickless del will run off into the sunset with one of the mascots

Well I’m sure they do have a Greedy Gorilla! (The joys of hols when the boys were young that I know this tit )

 

[JSquared]

Well I’m sure they do have a Greedy Gorilla! (The joys of hols when the boys were young that I know this tit )

he already lives with one of those

 

[Lord Farquad]

Can’t cope with the vision of Del sat on the sofa, stomach growling whilst Tan sets up the fish and chip scene before munching on cold chips from his kiddy bucket.

 

[Tabby23]

Can’t cope with the vision of Del sat on the sofa, stomach growling whilst Tan sets up the fish and chip scene before munching on cold chips from his kiddy bucket.

While begrudgingly muttering “outstanding honey” under his breath

 

[Lord Farquad]

Surely he can’t be a normal human himself?

I packed my extra large soup mug for our trip to Scotland and my fella thought that was ridiculous.

I just… words fail me. Perhaps he’s a serial killer. She would be the perfect partner to take the crazy torch away from you.

 

[Letsspillthetea]

And let the crystal ball dick measuring contest begin

 

[Happyholly]

And let the crystal ball dick measuring contest begin

Tiny is ny prediction

 

[Ups27]

Has anyone noticed Tanya’s lack of likes etc now? Her photo two hours ago got around 75. I get around the same on my photos but I’ve got about 500 followers and she’s got 17,000!

 

[Candleshoe]

I make a point of not liking her photos now but like all her SILs

 

[Letsspillthetea]

I make a point of not liking her photos now but like all her SILs

This is the level of pettiness I'm all for

 

[Nayalove96]

Why is trash saying she’s signed herself off work for a week? A week?! Hun you work 1 day a week for 4 hours don’t strain yourself

 

[Ups27]

Missing her routine of sitting on her back side

 

[Askingforafriend]

Tash has given herself food poisoning? At least no covid

 

[FakeAF]

I am at a loss as to why you would stay on a Haven site but not participate in anything they have. They could have gone for a swim (not that I want to picture 🦧 in a swimsuit) taken part in the evening shows and had a few drinks. Go out for dinner. I just really don’t get it. She’s brought all her home stuff and plonked it in the caravan, watching the same tit on tv. I don’t see the point in going. It’s all been about food as well! Fat cow

Screams of spending money on a holiday but then not having the funds to do anything when you’re there. She’s literally planned every meal before she’s left. We know this because each meal to date has been planned and themed, even down to seashells. I mean. Come on!!! Takes all the spontaneity out of it don’t you think? Taco must be bored shitless with her controlling ways.

Also noticed Trash had rushed an Amazon order through to get her hands on an outdoor table lamp following Tranzis post. The mind boggles!

 

[NorrhernGal88]

100% reading here…..

 

[MyWorld]

Tan so reads here......

 

[JoJo81]

Her girls are grown up? They are so grown up they are not even there the stupid cow must be invisible too! I wish someone would comment and ask where they are

 

[Happyholly]

Her girls are grown up? They are so griwn up they are not even there the stupid cow

I was coming to say the same thing! Hilarious she mentioned her girls when they are clearly not there at all!