Maybe I need to get my mind out of the gutter but bloody he'll tash almost spat out my coffee
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Maybe I need to get my mind out of the gutter but bloody he'll tash almost spat out my coffee
That lasagna meal looks like a right faff and a ball ache, just cook one lasagna like a normal person does. Can be arsed to cook three different lasagnas but can’t be arsed to sort her bleeping grout out or EAT sign... priorities 
Only 36 people gave a shiny tit that the fat ape lay in bed watching The Fast and The Furious. Surely if there was ever a signal to give the duck up posting your boring little life online then that would be it 
. Can’t be bothered to work out what percentage of your followers that is, but as engagment goes for a wannabe ‘grammer it’s piss poor...Maybe the Percy Pig Party would have been not such a bad idea after all for attention grabbing photos 
. Can’t be bothered to work out what percentage of your followers that is, but as engagment goes for a wannabe ‘grammer it’s piss poor...Maybe the Percy Pig Party would have been not such a bad idea after all for attention grabbing photos 
There’s four in the family - who didn’t get one?That lasagna meal looks like a right faff and a ball ache, just cook one lasagna like a normal person does. Can be arsed to cook three different lasagnas but can’t be arsed to sort her bleeping grout out or EAT sign... priorities
her posts are always the same - food, bragging, TV, food, bragging, TV and repeatOnly 36 people gave a shiny tit that the fat ape lay in bed watching The Fast and The Furious. Surely if there was ever a signal to give the duck up posting your boring little life online then that would be it
I saw that the other day and immediately thought of trash!
Wonder if 
will get his cute nose one of these, they can all sit round the table full of laughter and giggles at how extra she is
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No why is she deep frying boiled eggs
I'm pretty positive this has been posted before. Its sooo creepy
It has, still makes me laugh when I see it pop up
She just has the knack of making even the healthiest of meals full of fat or sugar and extra calories. She should be the size of a house!
I suppose it’s an improvement on the flat cap and shovel but a bit extravagant just for serving M&S ready meals and the odd bit of French breadI think this is the look Tan’s going for, along side her hot tub. Oh wait... erm, what bleeping hot tub?View attachment 534997
Tans been out shopping and got new clothes 
and some more old bits of wicker from The White Company! Tapas tonight! So she’s only stuck to her planner twice in the last week! New planners now due!
and some more old bits of wicker from The White Company! Tapas tonight! So she’s only stuck to her planner twice in the last week! New planners now due! Celebrating buying more crap by having a cheap crap bottle of wine.
Not showing us the clothes Tan?
She was up early banging on the door of the white company, demanding to be let in.
She really is a wasteful witch.
No matter what you buy Tan, you are still you.
No amount of EB, or over priced tit will make you any better.
No3 aka Tan talking to herself again!
Not showing us the clothes Tan?
She was up early banging on the door of the white company, demanding to be let in.
She really is a wasteful witch.
No matter what you buy Tan, you are still you.
No amount of EB, or over priced tit will make you any better.
No3 aka Tan talking to herself again!
Oh god Tran is desperate to display her M&S ready to eat Tapas and eat Alfresco style isn’t she? All to keep up with the Jones and look better than 
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