Who would even try find her? Taco would be relieved
I can just imagine the sign
MISSING
Tanya Whitlock also known as Tanya Champion, Tanya Ashlock, Tanya Ashford, Queen Orangutan, cute nose
Description
Height -5’10 ??
Weight - 250lb
Hair - red / orange with dead ends
Eyes - saucer sized, blue
Last seen at Waitrose, Sainsburys, Tesco, BMW
Please contact Taco on 0800 S P I N E L E S S
or email at
[email protected]
Please don’t approach, has been known for violent outbursts, or she may rob you of your money to buy a hot tub