So we have reached 30 threads on these two fucktards!!
I found my beloved Tattle thanks to these for twats so for that I am thankful for them.
Tanya is rinsing Taco for all he is worth.
She is still spending like she has won the lottery, she still doesn’t have any friends.
And for the love of god woman, we want a fucking photo of you in your car with your coffee and your newly painted claws, I mean nails.
Give the people what they want.
I am sitting here having drinkies going over their Instagram pages and laughing because ladies, no matter what you do. Tattle will always be here and we will always be watching.
Tanya will always be a lard arse nasty bitch, who thinks if she buys every thing in the shops and posts about it. She will be liked.
She sits wedged into her chair at BMW searching for crap to buy and things to do.
You’re a grown arse woman, and you need to take a seat. You’re kids are not little, it’s you and that creep of a man that go to places that are aimed at families.
Yet you and the child catcher are cruising around in your 2015 Volkswagen. Like your Kim and Kanye.
She is serving up, cat shit, dog shit, baby shit, and shit that I produced back in Greece in the mid 90’s. And saying it’s dinner!
She pretends she has cooked something that looks half decent, yet we all suspect it’s M&S.
She still hasn’t fed her kids, so they have fucked off.
Shit has defo gone down in the shoebox.
She is the most revolting woman.
Who reads Tattle as much as I do.
Trasha:
Bless you and bless that scabby house of yours.
you clearly need some sort of intervention, and I am pretty sure I can speak for most of us wonderful Tattlers.
If you have blocked that bastard of a sister in law, we wanna high five you!!
we feel like you have taken the first step in becoming not as much of a twat as you were last week.
Come on, clean your house. Throw away those damn EAT letter, get rid of that rancid Hubby of yours.
Clean your god damn grout.
Have a shower and actually use soap.
Throw away that guest book in your bog.
Order another skip and put pretty much most of your house in it, and start again.
Stop calling your teenage kids, kiddies.
Tell us what went down?, we know your hubby slept on the sofa, because Tanya slags you off at work. She constantly tries to make you look stupid.
I think she does that because she is jealous of you Trasha, I really believe that.
You have what she wants, and for the love of god I’m not sure why, she is desperate to be an Ashford.
He looks as dull as dish water. The sad thing is you stopped writing on your own instagram, because we all slagged you off.
Give the hashtags a rest the pair of you.
Most of your followers are also Tattlers.
Not a recap but just my thoughts.
Tanya I had that tin ages ago, it was gifted to me.
I don’t pretend to get given presents. I also don’t have a huge credit card bill, unlike you.
What I want to know is how do you sleep at night?
I mean, in your TV bed. With that limp gif next to you. ( It will change G I M P.) And the worry of paying all those credit card bills.
Anyways if no one am has fallen asleep, I’ll say good night.
Apologies for any mistakes, I have had a long day.
And my contacts are hurting my eyes.
It’s nearly time for their half term getaways.
it’s going to be Epic