Nooo
It's too early for this sort of stuff
sat in work crying 
#SoRelatable #SuchGiggles
Tanya/Tasha #15 The world is in crisis, people are dead! But we don't give a bleep, we're having breakfast in bed!
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It's too early for this sort of stuff
sat in work crying #SoRelatable #SuchGiggles
@swimming so sorry for your loss. Sending love and strength to you and your family.
The thread title suggestions are amazing as are the memes!
I haven’t been on much over the weekend but these two completely take the piss as usual. Just caught up on their #fab Easter weekend.
The thread title suggestions are amazing as are the memes!
I haven’t been on much over the weekend but these two completely take the piss as usual. Just caught up on their #fab Easter weekend.
Sorry I’ve only just managed to catch up now ,Thankyou so much for your lovely ,reassuring message ,it’s very kind of you.Ive heard nothing from my midwife or consultant for weeks so I’m not sure of the situation at my hospital so I’m just hoping for the best .Thank you so much for everything you are doing,I hope my midwife is as lovely and reassuring as you .Stay safe and take care x
Because it’s chocolate and its Easter so it fits her theme hehe.I find it so odd thathas watched both versions of Charlie and the chocolate factory one after the other?? Or even in the same day
God she really is such a sad loser
She’s already watched Hop this weekend and there isn’t many Easter films that celebrate the commercial confectionery side of it. Notice she hasn’t watched any religious themed films to see the true meaning of the holiday? She probably doesn’t know why we celebrate Easter and even if you’re not religious you can take some important lessons from it.
Jeez I’ve just had a look at what trash and tan have been up to (try to stay away from them otherwise I get to involved on tattle ha) what the duck. You tattlers have said it all, I don’t need to repeat, tan just can’t help herself, she has to do a theme but needs to justify it. Trash is just acting oblivious to what’s going on outside of her bubble.
They are blatantly visiting several shops a week for the gram, which is sad if not for everyone around them but for themselves and their children - risking life all for a picture
Thread suggestion :There might be a non essential shopping ban but not for trash and oranguTan!
They are blatantly visiting several shops a week for the gram, which is sad if not for everyone around them but for themselves and their children - risking life all for a picture
Thread suggestion :There might be a non essential shopping ban but not for trash and oranguTan!We need to rewrite the shaggy classic it wasn’t me lyrics and rename it ‘we didn’t know ‘ ...saw me buying choc in Waitrose ....we didn’t know ,saw me filling up the hot tub ...we didn’t know
Wanna tell you that I’m sorry for this tit that I bought ,I’m a compulsive hoarder ,just can’t stop buying more ,that’s why I say
Caught me shopping twice Tesco ....we didn’t know ,don’t give a duck if you’ve been furloughed ...we didn’t know !
Let’s face it she doesn’t know the meaning of any holiday beyond going to pound land and filling her home with tat before sitting on her arse stuffing her face
Wanna tell you that I’m sorry for this tit that I bought ,I’m a compulsive hoarder ,just can’t stop buying more ,that’s why I say
Caught me shopping twice Tesco ....we didn’t know ,don’t give a duck if you’ve been furloughed ...we didn’t know !
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This thread suggestion has my vote! It made me laugh and I havent laughed for a long time xJeez I’ve just had a look at what trash and tan have been up to (try to stay away from them otherwise I get to involved on tattle ha) what the duck. You tattlers have said it all, I don’t need to repeat, tan just can’t help herself, she has to do a theme but needs to justify it. Trash is just acting oblivious to what’s going on outside of her bubble.
They are blatantly visiting several shops a week for the gram, which is sad if not for everyone around them but for themselves and their children - risking life all for a picture
I’m pleased it made you laughed during the terribly dark time you’re going through
Yo Tesco
Yo
Open up, yeah
(Yeah, what do you want Trash?)
Orangutan just caught me
(You let her catch you?)
I don't know how I let this happen
(Which shop?)
The Aldi next door, ya know?
Schlong, I don’t know what to do
(Say you didn’t know)
Alright
Orangutan came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping to the Aldi next door
Picture this we were both lard arses
Banging on the Aldi door
I should’ve bought an extra 10 loafs and a six pint of whole milk
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Shop hopping to Aldi and Tesco, Waitrose and Sainsbury’s too
Push through queues and grabbing pasta you cling to your tro’ol’ley
You better watch your back Trash, Orangutan’s on the attack
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna
To be on lockdown you have to know how to stay at home
If they shop at night, they gonna shop all day
Never admit to the world when asked
Just make claims that you had it anyway
Trash was caught with pudding from iceland (we didn’t know)
Orangutan’s Spa made an appearance (we didn’t know)
See me bragging on the gram (we didn’t know)
We even had a normal Easter (we didn’t know)
Got called out by sally Potts (we didn’t know)
crappy paper plates on my table (we didn’t know)
Orangutan’s burnt chocolate bunny brownies (we didn’t know)
Faking gifts from made up neighbours (we didn’t know)
Coronavirus isn’t no way over
Yo
Open up, yeah
(Yeah, what do you want Trash?)
Orangutan just caught me
(You let her catch you?)
I don't know how I let this happen
(Which shop?)
The Aldi next door, ya know?
Schlong, I don’t know what to do
(Say you didn’t know)
Alright
Orangutan came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping to the Aldi next door
Picture this we were both lard arses
Banging on the Aldi door
I should’ve bought an extra 10 loafs and a six pint of whole milk
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Shop hopping to Aldi and Tesco, Waitrose and Sainsbury’s too
Push through queues and grabbing pasta you cling to your tro’ol’ley
You better watch your back Trash, Orangutan’s on the attack
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna
To be on lockdown you have to know how to stay at home
If they shop at night, they gonna shop all day
Never admit to the world when asked
Just make claims that you had it anyway
Trash was caught with pudding from iceland (we didn’t know)
Orangutan’s Spa made an appearance (we didn’t know)
See me bragging on the gram (we didn’t know)
We even had a normal Easter (we didn’t know)
Got called out by sally Potts (we didn’t know)
crappy paper plates on my table (we didn’t know)
Orangutan’s burnt chocolate bunny brownies (we didn’t know)
Faking gifts from made up neighbours (we didn’t know)
Coronavirus isn’t no way over
This comment from on 🦧 post this morning......
And Anita always pops up
on 🦧 post this morning......And Anita always pops up
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Is she incapable of saying the word 'are'????This comment from
And Anita always pops up
Sounds thick as tit
Why do they emoji everything?! Especially Tasha
"Got the telly
on watching a Easter 
movie 
with some snacks
and a cup of tea
my hubby
is sat in bed
talking to other women 
it's okay tho because I'm a clown
... Might go shopping
later for a dictionary
#jokes #SuchGiggles"
"Got the telly
on watching a Easter movie with some snacks and a cup of tea my hubby is sat in bed talking to other women it's okay tho because I'm a clown... Might go shopping later for a dictionary #jokes #SuchGiggles"Well i think she has a bleeping cheek calling other people weird and strange just goes to show that she thinks how she acts is normal 
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