First out of the trap is OranguTAN - her flowers (and balloon) has arrived. Predicably OTT response - doesn’t she get flowers every year?Im putting it out there that tomorrow morning, it will be a competition between these two tramps of who got the best mothers day breakfast.
Im going with a photo of a tray with a cooked breakfast, a drinkie and a manky flower in a vase with captions like "my bubbas woke me up with breakfast in bed" ... no hun! Trash, your 16 year old will be smelling of BO in his bed, and the brat will probably put an egg in some ready made cake mix while you snap piccies of it like its some photoshoot.
We all know that you're going to both make your own mothers day foodies and treaties and drinkies and make out the bubbas do it - so cosy so lucky so fucking amazing perfect life hehehehehhehehehehehheHEEEEEEEEHEEEEEE. he.
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