Tanya Burr #11 All mattress, no actress
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Which is worse, ‘purf with surf’ or Tanya?
Perf with Surf is tongue-in-cheek and Dani is in on the joke.
Some of Tanya's acting has been laugh-out-loud funny, but none of it has been intended as comedy and she has no inkling of how comically bad she actually is.
So on balance, I'd say the godawful Surf ads are better, more memorable, and no doubt far more lucrative than any acting Tanya has attempted to date or is likely to attempt in the future.
She finally achieved her dream of selling mayonnaise 
Every little girl’s dream that is
Every little girl’s dream that is 
“Author your life” sounds stupid. ‘Write your own story’ ok, but they’re trying to be too clever and made it sound like the self-congratulatory, hipster, trying to be different kind of bulllshit a 14 year old would caption a picture of them holding up the sun their Mum took on holiday.
who the hell chose that outfit?!
Ah, I see. I haven’t really followed Tanya’s acting career that closely, so I was under the impression that she somehow convinced certain stakeholders to give her a part. After all, there’s a lot of paid, bad actors out there, and I thought she was just one of them.
This suit? Maybe she can audition for a role in a KLM safety video.
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The only role in which Tanya could be remotely convincing would be as a tit, underdeveloped cyborg. She doesn't even look human in that reel. Everything is wooden and awkward. And her chin-jaw-mouth area is looking worse than ever, she apparently doesn't even know how to work her angles so she doesn't look like she has a mailbox for her lower half of the face.
I'd feel bad for how delusional she is, if it wasn't for all the second-hand shame she brings up.
I'd feel bad for how delusional she is, if it wasn't for all the second-hand shame she brings up.
I don't know who she thinks she's trying to fool. Remember that time she asked a question in Stories, what she should bake in an IGTV, and the replies were so low that she could tally the results on a half sheet of paper? Everyone can see her audience is gone and her engagement's dropped to a dire degree. As if she had this big outpouring of love and support.
From who? The porn bots you don't know are porn bots and you think are actual people commenting and messaging you? This is what I mean by, she can act like everything's just the best it's ever been and live in her delusions. But not when Authored fails.
And I'm confused. Is Stella a big deal or something? She's acting like she's on the cover of Vogue.
She can pose on her own Instagram all she wants, the moment she walks and moves, the jig is up 
She is forever awkward, it's that toddler swinging in the white outfit for me. She has had all these acting classes and tons of photoshoots; the fact that she still doesn't know what to do with her body is amazing. Zero charisma, unbelievable. Not everyone can be charm on legs but then again, not everyone is claiming that they are the next It Girl.
She is forever awkward, it's that toddler swinging in the white outfit for me. She has had all these acting classes and tons of photoshoots; the fact that she still doesn't know what to do with her body is amazing. Zero charisma, unbelievable. Not everyone can be charm on legs but then again, not everyone is claiming that they are the next It Girl.Stella's instagram has almost 100k followers. So really, it's nothing. Tanya might as well put on her own magazine spread on her page that at least has 3 million followers.
I don't know who she thinks she's trying to fool. Remember that time she asked a question in Stories, what she should bake in an IGTV, and the replies were so low that she could tally the results on a half sheet of paper? Everyone can see her audience is gone and her engagement's dropped to a dire degree. As if she had this big outpouring of love and support.
This is what I mean by, she can act like everything's just the best it's ever been and live in her delusions. But not when Authored fails.
And I'm confused. Is Stella a big deal or something? She's acting like she's on the cover of Vogue.
She's just beyond pathetic. There must be a German or Japanese word that encompasses someone who is so beyond delusional and sad that seeing her elicits actual feelings of embarrassment in people.
This is what I wanted to sayShe finally achieved her dream of selling mayonnaise
dream big ! You migh be as well one day the face of the mayo jar and mattresses!
She's so bleeping cringeworthy it hurts!! And this authored thing is so chugey I'm surprised she's not embarrassed
If I were her manager, I would say to her to shut the f up and do my own normal marketing work. She is just digging a deep hole to bury her "whatever" career she is doing now (soon she will add singer, pianist, hand model feet model...you name it )
Lady, choose ONE thing that you are good at and work hard on it, focus on it instead of posing I public bathrooms and being delusional of selling the best life for people. You are not Oprah either.
Lady, choose ONE thing that you are good at and work hard on it, focus on it instead of posing I public bathrooms and being delusional of selling the best life for people. You are not Oprah either.
I’m really out of the loop. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Not the film, nor the drama. I guess that’s a good thing!I just thought of something. Followers will be released at FrightFest next month... and Rhys is in the film as well (playing bleeping Alfie Deyes
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