Tanya and Tasha #46 Dips is dead, Tan flu’s in bed! Tasha’s grout still fills us with dread!

[Jellysnake]

I always feel like they say that it's hubby/h2b treating them but it's not. For some reason they think it sounds more humble or something if it was a treat/gift than if they just say they wanted x,y and went and bought it for themselves. I guess it's possible Tash has to clear her purchases with hubby first since she's not earning, but Tan has no excuse for the charade of pretending to be constantly "treated" to things she obviously bought herself.

I agree! A treat su

Tanzi warbucks is booking a cruise to the ‘fiords’ (at least learn to spell fjords you uncultured tart) and tash is floating round like a pig in tit with spooky sweeties. I don’t know who is worse if the cruise happens I will eat my hat.

I fear a Disney Princess cruise is on it's way can you imagine Tanzi posing in Minnie Mouse eyes and the daily themed outfits laid out on the below deck cabin!!

 

[JoJo81]

I agree! A treat su

I fear a Disney Princess cruise is on it's way can you imagine Tanzi posing in Minnie Mouse eyes and the daily themed outfits laid out on the below deck cabin!!

And taco in a different princess dress every day for the lols he he

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Car in the garage again?!?

 

[lou lou 83]

Does anyone else think she never got in that tub?,it was just set up for the gram?!

And why is that what I think is a newish car always at the garage??

 

[JoJo81]

4 new tyres? They must have buckled under the weight of all the tit she buys

 

[Merylsberyls]

Blimey did get her car out of Poundland?! I’ve never known a car go into the garage so much, I actually think it’s been in more times now than the son went to the Orthodontist!

She’s either been so unlucky or i’m wondering if actually has her eye on one of the mechanics …pay back time dirty John-boy!

 

[swimming]

I’ve got my old mam over tonight and I showed her piccies of Tanya’s snackies and spooky meals and she just said “fucks sake I couldn’t be arsed”. Then I told her as a joke I was making spooky burgers tomorrow and she goes “not whilst I’m here you ain’t, grow up!”

 

[Happyholly]

The cover picture #patheticoldtart

 

[Maggie28]

Can’t wait for my spooky evening at Hever castle tomorrow. I wonder if I’ll bump into any uncultured tarts?

What the duck Is that on her plate?
Now there is burnt and there is Tanya burnt. They should be in the bin!

 

[JSquared]

I’m not usually one to judge portion sizes, I can put a decent amount away but 2 jacket potatoes and all those wings? Tanzi, you little porker!

 

[Belleboo]

I’m not usually one to judge portion sizes, I can put a decent amount away but 2 jacket potatoes and all those wings? Tanzi, you little porker!

Is she allergic to veg?

 

[Happyholly]

Can’t wait for my spooky evening at Hever castle tomorrow. I wonder if I’ll bump into any uncultured tarts?

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What the duck Is that on her plate?
Now there is burnt and there is Tanya burnt. They should be in the bin!

This has to be the worst thing she has dished up! Why would you even serve it? It'll be 'delicious' to no balls regardless.

 

[JSquared]

Is she allergic to veg?

And only eats salad if it’s in a burger

 

[#ad#gifted#pr]

Is this Tash and Tan?

 

[Maggie28]

Now I know they’re trolling us!

 

[Happyholly]

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Now I know they’re trolling us!

They have to be! Did you really? Or do you not want to sleep outside?

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Tashs statuses are always like ramblings of a mad man. Busy whirlwind evening doing what cutting pastry into a face?! She managed to make time to knock up a pie and move all her pumpkins and props to the kitchen. Wonder what they are celebrating? I hope it's not the car coming out the garage again because she cannot be that sad..

 

[Belleboo]

Tashs statuses are always like ramblings of a mad man. Busy whirlwind evening doing what cutting pastry into a face?! She managed to make time to knock up a pie and move all her pumpkins and props to the kitchen. Wonder what they are celebrating? I hope it's not the car coming out the garage again because she cannot be that sad..

I had literally took the screenshot to ask that question, he bought her flowers to celebrate the car being fixed? That’s pathetic even for T&T and let’s face it how often that car is in the garage, Onslow might as well buy shares in Interflora and be done with it!

 

[Merylsberyls]

I’m not usually one to judge portion sizes, I can put a decent amount away but 2 jacket potatoes and all those wings? Tanzi, you little porker!

To be fair the state of those burnt chicken wings (not a lot on them at the best of times), I’d be bloody starving after trying to salvage what little meat was left

 

[MrsChatterbox]

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Now I know they’re trolling us!

This makes me think she wrote it herself, particularly the ‘sooooo’. Tanya’s always dropping ‘so’ into her sentences and I thinkTaco would have just written it as ‘so’. I bet she has access to his account.
if someone served that dish for me, the last thing I would think is that they were talented. If that’s ‘talent,’ she sets a very low bar.