Notice she constantly mentions how they’re seeing friends now 
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SHE HAS FRIENDS DAMN IT! Why don’t people believe her?!
And the ones photographed on her grid are black, huns. She has black friends everyone. Round. Of. Applause.
Ugh, the fake tan knucklesand just the fake tan in general. Horrible. And the ‘doing a breastfeeding friendly edit if anyone’s interested’ Nope, no one is. We are all capable of online shopping for such things ourselves without photos of SV staring off in to the distance pretending she’s an actual model, the way 10 year old girls do
yes for someone who has spent the best part of 10+ years fake tanning why is she so bad at it! she’s constantly hankering after a #gifted #ad from James Read tan as well ‘sssoooool many messages asking what tan i use @jamesreadtan
’ but they haven’t bitten! i’m not surprised, her badly faked tan look wouod put anyone off the product. she obviously thinks she looks great too because the smug face photos (with a side of orange knuckles) increase 10fold the couple of days after she’s tanned.and whaaat, you mean to say those she’s not a professional model?! all those wistful shots of her sticking one knee out standing in front of a shed or in front of a wall surrounded by weeds in her own garden side fooled me.
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dare I say, she’s worse than Lucy Meck for going on about breastfeeding
She really does love herself . Can you imagine staging these in a garden / street?
. Can you imagine staging these in a garden / street?Omg im actually cryingyes for someone who has spent the best part of 10+ years fake tanning why is she so bad at it! she’s constantly hankering after a #gifted #ad from James Read tan as well ‘sssoooool many messages asking what tan i use @jamesreadtan
and whaaat, you mean to say those she’s not a professional model?! all those wistful shots of her sticking one knee out standing in front of a shed or in front of a wall surrounded by weeds in her own garden side fooled me.
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seeing them all together is hilarious 
The ridiculous posing is hilarious - sorry Susie but you are not a model!!! But the overgrown, weed filled grass around her ankles is something else…!!!yes for someone who has spent the best part of 10+ years fake tanning why is she so bad at it! she’s constantly hankering after a #gifted #ad from James Read tan as well ‘sssoooool many messages asking what tan i use @jamesreadtan
and whaaat, you mean to say those she’s not a professional model?! all those wistful shots of her sticking one knee out standing in front of a shed or in front of a wall surrounded by weeds in her own garden side fooled me.
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It’s so bloody cringe! the breastfeeding edit (why use the word edit, come on Susie), that literally no one asked for is on her stories. I’m sure every bf mother out there will be delighted that the Queen of Breastfeeding has been so generous in sharing her awesome style and unwanted tips and opinions. Just another opportunity to talk about her boobs and nips and how she loves whipping them out. And I’m sorry but her sense of style is so 12 year old Tammy girl and cheap looking.
the breastfeeding edit (why use the word edit, come on Susie), that literally no one asked for is on her stories. I’m sure every bf mother out there will be delighted that the Queen of Breastfeeding has been so generous in sharing her awesome style and unwanted tips and opinions. Just another opportunity to talk about her boobs and nips and how she loves whipping them out. And I’m sorry but her sense of style is so 12 year old Tammy girl and cheap looking.Poor Gregler Bing.
Never did he dream he'd be baby trapped by a woman with no career, no social life, no driving licence .
Instead he's forced to drop her off at soft play, take naff photoshoots of her awkward poses in their Aspley Guise garden.
There's no escape. Even in Arizona. "Greg take a picture of me" shoves nips forward. Arches one leg. Head tilt. 
Never did he dream he'd be baby trapped by a woman with no career, no social life, no driving licence .
Instead he's forced to drop her off at soft play, take naff photoshoots of her awkward poses in their Aspley Guise garden.
There's no escape. Even in Arizona. "Greg take a picture of me" shoves nips forward. Arches one leg. Head tilt. Oh definitely. It's bizarre.
Exactly this, I also dislike how she’s trying to make out she’s helping other BFing mums with her suggestions yet every item she posted is an ad/aff link just to line her own pocket.
It’s so bloody cringe!
Plus she doesn't actually say on most of them where the clothes are from, so on the off chance someone wanted to look at them they've no choice but to use her aff link. Shady AF
And when she does say 'this is from H&M last year' it's out of stock and she can't be bothered to search for an alternative to direct people towards.
But it's good to know that if I choose to BF my unborn child, I can lift up my dress in public and the only looks I'll get is from people 'just looking'
. I'll feel secure in the knowledge that Susan's baps have been whipped out in lots of public places and she's totally chill about it.
This is my biggest pet hate!!!! So shady.
I wonder how long after they get married they will separate? I feel sorry for Greg he's basically her carer ..
Did you know she breastfeeds? I didn't realise until today
Just another humble brag that she has a 'banging bod' and doesn't need to buy specific clothing and can breastfeed in her pre- pregnancy clothes.
Just another humble brag that she has a 'banging bod' and doesn't need to buy specific clothing and can breastfeed in her pre- pregnancy clothes.
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