Maybe the castle is a hint she is doing I'm a celeb?!!
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Harold? Is that you?!
No wonder she has a fringe! I didn't recognise her, I thought it was one of the aliens that abducted me for human experiments.Sharon Stone?!? Sharon bleeping Stone?!!!!!
She looks more like Max Headroom (one for the oldies there)
No wonder she wears that E-Bay clip on fringe all the time
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On a serious note, she doesn't look human once you see her whole face.
It is!! I had to name change as I was telling the MIL about this site and jack... realised she may be able to figure out who i am!! I need to get back to the jack thread but she was irritating me so needed a wee break!
Jeez I hope even IAC doesnt stoop so low as to try and pass off 'Paul Hollywood's ex girlfriend ' as a celeb! Theyd have to change their name! More like she's desperate to be chosen for IAC ( but will take any low rent reality show). If she cant get in this year, when the pool is so much smaller and shes still too much of a nonentity she has no chance
That article is hilarious! The photo doesnt prove anything. Who is going to pick a fight with an uninvited guest at their wedding? Theyd smile for the photos despite being pissed off by it. Whoever they are are probably pissed off she then used their wedding ( people she didnt know) to self publicise. She really has no shame!Didnât she get accused of gate crashing some minor âcelebsâ wedding?
Summer Monteys Fullam appears worse-for-wear as she leaves reception
Summer Monteys-Fullam has hit back at Phill Turner's furious claim she 'gatecrashed' his and Gary Cockerill's wedding reception.www.google.co.uk
That chubby baker must rue the day....
She has the oddest dress sense. Really dated, older than her years.No more. Please, no more
She is making her way back to the gym for private training sessions and is posing in front of a castle. Is this a subliminal message to old boys who own a castle that Summer is knocking herself for six in the gym so she can attract them?
The last time I saw a female in a cheap outfit like Summer's, they were trying to stop vehicles for a bit of trade.
Summer Monteys-Fullam looks a bit of all white in a skimpy skirt and top
SUMMER Monteys-Fullam shows she is on the verge of joining the gate and the good as she poses outside a castle. The 24-year-old former barmaid was snapped in front of Chilham Castle, Kent, in a whiâŚwww.thesun.co.uk
Not that I watch IAC (as I don't), but I hope she doesn't get on it. I'm sick of the media making celebrities out of people with no talent.
Iâm entertained by the notion that Summer thought, âhow can I make Paul regret binning me and encourage him to ask me to marry him with a wedding in OK magazine?â [surely Summerâs ultimate jackpot? What else has she? Bagging the silverback gorilla Hollywood is the very best she can hope for, God help her]
âI know, Iâll dress like a wench waitress from Saucy Nancyâs Medieval Tavern and Massage Parlour and pose outside a castle! That will bring him to his knees, literally!â
If 2004 could be personified in a person, it would be Summer Monteys-Fulham. The DIY hair, heavy fringe, slogan tees, blue eyeshadow. Itâs all there!
And if you wonder where she gets it from, the answer appears to be her mother the self-billed âdigital creatorâ, @sabinamonteysfulham.
I can imagine they are both trying to find a new celebrity boyfriend to keep Summer even vaguely relevant.
And if you wonder where she gets it from, the answer appears to be her mother the self-billed âdigital creatorâ, @sabinamonteysfulham.
I can imagine they are both trying to find a new celebrity boyfriend to keep Summer even vaguely relevant.
Itâs an unpopular opinion but I quite like the mum Sabina - sheâs quite funny and is really nice irl. Her daughter has questionable taste but I think the mum is advising her to try and make the best out of a bad situation. If sheâs getting paid and some opportunities then why not. Summer doesnât seem to have a career or education to fall back on, so let the girl have some fun while sheâs young.
She keeps proving Paul right by having wanted her to sign that non-disclosure document. She is a never was that never will be, but she keeps trying to get on the zleb rung without success. IAC hint? How many zlebs hint at going on reality shows when it is not true? She needs to fade away as no network is interested in her as she has nothing to offer. Time for another horse ride, Summer. Canter away into obscurity.
I get that Summer has no discernible talents and by rights should fade away, so I canât disagree with you on logic grounds. However, she is one of my chief sources of entertainment so I would quite like her to stick around for a while, doing increasingly questionable things in pursuit of fame. Some suggestions:
Breaking into Sandringham to proposition Prince Philip. Why not? He has a few ladies on the go. Then Paul will see what he is missing, eh?
Running onto the rugby pitch at a game involving Ireland, dressed as a leprechaun. When arrested, she should give an exclusive to The Sun telling them that she is starring in a remake of Finianâs Rainbow.
Follow Paul Hollywood around to any and every event he attends. At each of them, Summer jumps out of a cake as soon as he sets foot on the red carpet, shouting âSurprise!â
These ideas are just the tip of the iceberg. I have barely started. I should be doing Summerâs PR.
Breaking into Sandringham to proposition Prince Philip. Why not? He has a few ladies on the go. Then Paul will see what he is missing, eh?
Running onto the rugby pitch at a game involving Ireland, dressed as a leprechaun. When arrested, she should give an exclusive to The Sun telling them that she is starring in a remake of Finianâs Rainbow.
Follow Paul Hollywood around to any and every event he attends. At each of them, Summer jumps out of a cake as soon as he sets foot on the red carpet, shouting âSurprise!â
These ideas are just the tip of the iceberg. I have barely started. I should be doing Summerâs PR.
Shes so young though. Any parent with an ounce of sense would tell her to get an education and a career not pay for her pap photos! What on earth is she doing to make money from this? Who the hell is paying her and for what?
Maybe one of the showbiz reporters at The Sun really dislikes Paul Hollywood and is keen to embarrass him for as long as possible!
She dresses like it's the 80's so she would probably do the above but in the nuddy in the hope of getting a policeman to hide her modesty under his helmet
She needs to move streaking on a bit, stand out from the crowd. Parachute in? Tunnel in? Ride in on a unicorn?
I have some tea to spill
The sister Saskia is in York my boyfriends family live in York but the rough bit
The sister is trying to live a normal life tells everyone her family are dick heads and her mum is apparently horrid and she left Kent to escape the mother
Apparently she thinks sheâs someone only a few people know her actual identity but she tells everyone about living a fancy lifestyle in London because she had a corporate job when she only worked for wrens kitchens
The sister isnât pretty either
The sister Saskia is in York my boyfriends family live in York but the rough bit
The sister is trying to live a normal life tells everyone her family are dick heads and her mum is apparently horrid and she left Kent to escape the mother
Apparently she thinks sheâs someone only a few people know her actual identity but she tells everyone about living a fancy lifestyle in London because she had a corporate job when she only worked for wrens kitchens
The sister isnât pretty either
Seriously a boob tube and a ra-ra skirt are you kidding me? 
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