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This tour is finally making me get off the Neil train. It's been just me for long enough, not even a driver.
But this behaviour is just unacceptable. And it's really distasteful and immature.
But this behaviour is just unacceptable. And it's really distasteful and immature.
Everyone on tour after 2 weeks of Neil's hilarious pranks
Who was second?
He’s such a head I can’t even. Can someone get hisNeil’s back at his hilarious pranks.
Sent Tyler the entire room service menu to his room that he has to pay for. Hilarious. Really, I’d be rolling on the floor with laughter
As an aside, maybe this is part of why he’s a 40 year old backing dancer on the tour rather than dancing in shows with a partner….
Let’s hope Molly was in Tyler’s room to share it with him! 
What a prat Neil is …
What a prat Neil is …
Neil is a twit. Hasn't he pulled this stunt before? I vaguely remember someone posting about it a few years ago 
Helen and Kai.
Helen savage comment to Neil on Tyler story. Go on Helen 
Just seen on Twitter that the penultimate performance of the play Rose is in was interrupted by a heckler yelling about ‘prejudice against hearing people’ and halting the entire performance as the cast were taken off stage for safety. Despite the fact there is a live pianist and 80% of the show is spoken dialogue, and the BSL is captioned .
Presumably another delightful ‘strictly is too woke, all lives matter, etc etc’ character.
.Presumably another delightful ‘strictly is too woke, all lives matter, etc etc’ character.
God Neil is a prick. I'd be raging about the food wastage.
For the record, in Tyler's next story, he is showing the leaderboard after the first dance, when he is joint second (after Will). Neil says 'you're not top' and Helen appears and says 'at least he's on the leaderboard!'. I love her.
Apparenty Gio, Gorka and Gemma, Rhys, Lauren, and of course Sara Davies (spare trousers in bag) are all in the audience tonight.
For the record, in Tyler's next story, he is showing the leaderboard after the first dance, when he is joint second (after Will). Neil says 'you're not top' and Helen appears and says 'at least he's on the leaderboard!'. I love her.
Apparenty Gio, Gorka and Gemma, Rhys, Lauren, and of course Sara Davies (spare trousers in bag) are all in the audience tonight.
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Gorka is still giving us the content we deserve 
I do not envy him doing that machine! A total killer.
I did not notice the machine
Neither did I at first glance.
Has Vito won any shows yet? 
No. He and Fleur have been runner-up twice but it looks like Will, Helen and Hamza will sweep the shows.Has Vito won any shows yet?
On the plus side, he seems to have stopped buttoning his shirt
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I’ve been trying really hard to like Neil and to give him the benefit of the doubt, but it’s seems that he’s an irredeemable dick.
Pranks are plain nasty: they’re designed to make someone feel stupid and to prompt other people to laugh at them.
My assumption is that the public cuckolding, repeated benching, and first boot with Nina have destroyed his self-esteem, so he’s seeking respite in arm candy half his age and humiliating others under the guise of ‘humour’.
Pranks are plain nasty: they’re designed to make someone feel stupid and to prompt other people to laugh at them.
My assumption is that the public cuckolding, repeated benching, and first boot with Nina have destroyed his self-esteem, so he’s seeking respite in arm candy half his age and humiliating others under the guise of ‘humour’.
When Cling Film Pervert started being used as an acronym a couple pages back I was wracking my brains going... Cevin From Pimsby? Craig Fevel Porwood? And then it clicked, it's just bloody Neil!
Why's he always gotta be such a creepy weirdo? Ugh, the winky tongue emoji...
Why's he always gotta be such a creepy weirdo? Ugh, the winky tongue emoji...
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