Strictly Come Dancing 2023

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I feel like the odd one out but I just find Kai so unsexual and bland. I don't think it's just because of the two tone teeth. He just doesn't have that sexual vibe for me.
To me he looks like a drawing of a boy from a 50s ‘Boy’s Own Adventures’ type of book, with a bit of Norman Wisdom thrown in.
 
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God id love a song with Neil. Definitely the better one to have to snog over him and Kai.

I feel like the odd one out but I just find Kai so unsexual and bland. I don't think it's just because of the two tone teeth. He just doesn't have that sexual vibe for me.
He's not really my cup of tea. I just get a bit of an old-fashioned, slightly patronising vibe from him. Doesn't help that he dresses like Anton

But I would take him over Neil any day though 😆
 
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He's not really my cup of tea. I just get a bit of an old-fashioned, slightly patronising vibe from him. Doesn't help that he dresses like Anton

But I would take him over Neil any day though 😆
I’d take Anton over Neil (with a gun to my head).
 
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Facially, Kai is not attractive at all to me - he could pass for almost double his age. I think he has a great body though, kind of more naturally masculine than gym fit. He has a quality of looking more like a normal bloke off the street which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
 
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Facially, Kai is not attractive at all to me - he could pass for almost double his age. I think he has a great body though, kind of more naturally masculine than gym fit. He has a quality of looking more like a normal bloke off the street which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
It didn’t surprise me that he comes from a footballing family and is sporty alongside dance- he reminds me of the rugby/football lads I knew at uni in terms of build. As a tall/big guy I think he pairs with the taller women so well, yet also looks good with the shorter female pros.
 
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Gio weill be getting to 2 million bots following him in no time, perhaps he's is trying to catch up with Cristiano Ronaldo. 🤣 Jowita is far too good for him, as for moving in together, when is this happening, not any time soon. Looking at Gio's grid and his last post, I am embarrassed by proxy for the women in the front row. :eek:

Matt Goss is annoying today, on his stories he is in a car with two others including the driver none of whom are wearing seat belts. Are the police going to slap them with a fixed penalty ticket? Mmmm thought not. Where are the Daily Mail police when you need them.

As for the Panorama programme last night, heartbreaking for the poor mother who lost her son after a bull dog attacked him by the throat. Kai and Nadiya should be ashamed that they have promoted this cruelty to the dogs, abhorrent breeding programmes, the cutting of their ears, also the danger to children and people in general. Putting money and advertising into the hands of breeders who care more for the ££ than they do for the animals, it makes me so sad that the animals suffer for the sake of a human appendage. :cry:

Lovely to see the cast enjoying their free time, although it is only 3 performing days into the show, it will soon wear off!

That's all for today!! I shall try and be more positive tomorrow. 😐
 
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This is presumably bollocks as they will both be on the road off and on for ages. But it is his pattern: talk of engagement etc then bolting.
Have a tour fling with Vito or Tyler instead, Jowita!
Exactly, he’s always a ‘reformed ladies man’, it’s always ‘super serious’ and he’s always moving in or getting engaged and then a few months later he’s always deleting all the pics of his Instagram and following some models. Who wants to live with a man that can’t cook anyway 😆.

Speaking of Gio, what fresh hell is this?
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Exactly, he’s always a ‘reformed ladies man’, it’s always ‘super serious’ and he’s always moving in or getting engaged and then a few months later he’s always deleting all the pics of his Instagram and following some models. Who wants to live with a man that can’t cook anyway 😆.

Speaking of Gio, what fresh hell is this?
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Loving the bondage seat belt braces and straight jacket trousers.
 
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Exactly, he’s always a ‘reformed ladies man’, it’s always ‘super serious’ and he’s always moving in or getting engaged and then a few months later he’s always deleting all the pics of his Instagram and following some models. Who wants to live with a man that can’t cook anyway 😆.

Speaking of Gio, what fresh hell is this?
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Is that Super Mario on the right? A celebration of Italy for sure!
 
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Omg - what was it LadyLav said about the 'beating Italian heart'? Didn't realise she mean 'porny Super Mario'!
 
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The dancer on his left looks like when you accidentally touch a bit of soggy food while you're washing up.
 
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I’m so obsessed with these trainwreck themes and costumes I might have to buy a ticket to see them in action….

Maybe this is how they all get lured in to his cult
 
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The trousers, the female dancers on the tyres, the poor guitarist in a boiler suit, the weird Ferrari fan on wheels, I’m wheezing.

How him and Anton ended up a double act rather than him and Bruno I’ll never know.
I have been to see the show and have to say it was a terrific sequence but I won't spoil it for those who are going.
 
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I’m so obsessed with these trainwreck themes and costumes I might have to buy a ticket to see them in action….

Maybe this is how they all get lured in to his cult
One day it’s a show ticket impulse buy, the next it’s camping out on DS so not being bovvered about a sudden unexplained increase in follower numbers, getting posts removed and threads locked.
;)
 
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One day it’s a show ticket impulse buy, the next it’s camping out on DS so not being bovvered about a sudden unexplained increase in follower numbers, getting posts removed and threads locked.
;)
I’ll reinvent myself as LadyRosemary and join the DS police, accusing all and sundry of defamation and being off-topic.
 
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Then you're eating at Gola and hoping for a free starter off Aaron, while wearing a polyester 'Made in Italy' t-shirt.

This video of David Brent Craig doing Fleur's CC cracked me up! What a dancer! (it also makes me think of all the people who claimed, when she got her 40, that they could do better at zumba class etc..)

 
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