I’ve just seen that Bruno is apparently getting paid £850k to make the same 3 jokes and fall off his chair and I sort of want to scream. This country truly rewards mediocrity 
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I think he should get rid of Amanda and Alesha too - freshen up the judging panel. Alan Carr Would have been Better and funnier than Bruno.
Janette's video of him, Hamza, and Tyler lifting Jake on their shoulders for the Happy Birthday singing was sweet - they all seem like such good eggs.
Also, I see Vito is going to be on Drag Race Italia tonight - must see if any clips circulate!
Really, they should just get rid of the whole show, it's so faked, scripted and everyone is scouted for the show now. It's so past it. Total lack of variety acts, total lack of the weird, quirky, one trick ponies that are entertaining but aren't going to win.
Gio is still going with the bots! He’s added 10k since he hit the million. I he aiming for 2million? Iconic.
Also iconic: Vito arguing with Neil over which bowling ball to use, then making a total binfire of it
Also iconic: Vito arguing with Neil over which bowling ball to use, then making a total binfire of it
They just really love Actimel ok?Gio is still going with the bots! He’s added 10k since he hit the million. I he aiming for 2million? Iconic.
Also iconic: Vito arguing with Neil over which bowling ball to use, then making a total binfire of it
Vito giving zero fucks about looking silly is honestly one of his most attractive qualities.
the fact that he looks like THAT but is also a clumsy nerd who scrunches up his whole face when he laughs just makes me want him more
I think he’s gorgeous but agreed could pass for double his age. He looks much better when dressed casually rather than in suits, he is only 27, he needs to ditch the Anton chic.
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Additionally, why does kai never seem to socialise much with the activities on tour? It was the same last year, he and Nadia were nowhere to be seen.
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Good lord
Maybe not massively into group activities? I'd likely be the same, tbh.
I guess last year he was loved up with Nadiya and this year he's on FaceTime to her/organising his show etc. But he was at the bowling last night - top of the leaderboard someone posted.
Will and Nancy won the matinee show today with Hamza and J second! Which is good, because some of the comments on insta yesterday were of the 'Helen was ROBBED of the show win so will be the rightful tour winner!' (how can she have been robbed when it was a public vote?? it's not like the woke judges voted for Hamza over the Will of the People!) Anyway, Helen would doubtless think those fans were cockwombles.
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I can't really blame Kai if he doesn't like to do all of the social stuff on tour. Being on tour sounds like hard work if you aren't a proper extrovert. Not my idea of fun at all - being away from home for long without it being a holiday, living out of a suitcase and being around people almost 24/7. No thank you.
Going to need to sue Tyler for emotional distress after seeing more than I bargained for of Neil Jones on his stories.
Ooh, he's got some lovely thighs.
Poor Kai, no wonder he's fed up, if he murdered them all I wouldn't blame him! 
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Nikita and Vito are still my favourites though.
As much as I hate to say it about Neil, for someone who is around 15 years older he seems to have far more fun than Kai. My eyes and that smarm face pic, it is none too flattering.Poor Kai, no wonder he's fed up, if he murdered them all I wouldn't blame him!
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'Call to stage, call to stage'
We have not seen much from Nikita in the downtime, the skit with Neil and Robbie on the intro to his dance with Ellie is priceless though.
Hilarity!As much as I hate to say it about Neil, for someone who is around 15 years older he seems to have far more fun than Kai. My eyes and that smarm face pic, it is none too flattering.
'Call to stage, call to stage'
We have not seen much from Nikita in the downtime, the skit with Neil and Robbie on the intro to his dance with Ellie is priceless though.
Hamza and J won, with Helen and Kai runners-up. Sadly not a sniff for Molly, Ellie, or Tyler. At least Fleur has had a couple of runners-up spots..
I very much doubt Ellie, Molly & Tyler will get anywhere. I think Ellie had the best chance of a RU spot out of the three, but looking less likely now. Pity Fleur got nowhere in Nottingham.
I think the wins are probably going to be shared out fairly equally between Hamza, Helen & Will. I'm pretty confident that they were the top 3 most (if not all) weeks when you combined scores and votes in the main show. Tyler, Molly & Fleur didn't seem to get the votes and Ellie isn't as good of a dancer as the other 6.
At least it isn't a one-horse race this time like for Kelvin & Rose. No idea how Joe Sugg managed so many wins on his tour as well.
At least it isn't a one-horse race this time like for Kelvin & Rose. No idea how Joe Sugg managed so many wins on his tour as well.
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