Tenuous to call him a celeb I suppose but Marcus has just quit Gogglebox along with his partner. For those who watch it, I’m damn sure that man would have some Latin moves worth watching!
I was going to make (yet another) throuple gag, but decided it would be in v poor taste!Vito saying he didn’t go to the after party he went out with his parents instead View attachment 1818940
If a sex podcaster sex podcasts and nobody hears it, is she just talking to herself about sex?I’ve just checked out the Insta page for Nikita’s new lady friend’s sex podcast and seeing as it only has about 250 followers I’d put good money she phoned that into the Daily Fail herself
.Would love to see a cyclist. Ed Clancy, Jason Kenny, Laura Kenny. Chris Hoy said he’d never do it. An event rider would be cool but not well known enough. Monty Don would never do it but Adam Frost would be a good shout.
Professor Alice Roberts is dream contestant of mine.Dr Worsley does love a good 1790s' powdered wig, or 1920s flapper outfit, doesn't she? I can see her turning up clutching her own replica 1912 beaded ballgown and refusing to let Vicky Gill touch it or her.
I am 100% sure that she would have a lovely time with Kai Widdrington, Time Traveller (as Ariadne calls him), who so often looks like he's just wandered off the set of a Poirot episode.
In fact, most of the TV popular historians would have such a fun time on Strictly, it's a shame they've never been called up. Dan Snow and Dan Jones are handsome, personable sorts, as are Kate Williams, Suzannah Lipscomb and Janina Ramirez.
Probably the most disappointing contestant in Strictly history. Might have been unfair in hindsight to expect her to be an amazing dancer but I expected a gold medalist Olympian to have a better attitude to learning someone else's sport.I don’t think any of those Olympic cyclists need the money first off. And secondly I really don’t see them wanting the publicity unlike that hole of a woman Victoria Pendleton.
She did the same part in the same panto last year so I'd assume she's okay in it or she wouldn't get asked back.Bit random but has anyone ever been/is going to the panto Katya’s in? I’ve always wanted to know what she’s like in it because obviously she’s a fabulous dancer but that doesn’t always translate to other types of performance
Well that would be Couple's Choice sorted.I could only ever see him as Father Dougal singing My Lovely Horse.
Someone will need to tell Dave Arch they have to lose that sax solo!Well that would be Couple's Choice sorted.
He gives me the biggest ick ever.
Now I need him to be on it just to see this happen.Well that would be Couple's Choice sorted.
Maybe there should be a different kind of Christmas special with beloved sitcom charactersSomeone will need to tell Dave Arch they have to lose that sax solo!
God I want this to happen He can do a paso doble in his matador stuff and a jive dressed as Elvis.
The rumours about his are clearly true the bikini must be very stretchy!
I also thought the bum bump and wee hip action with Helen after mein heir on Saturday was sickeningly cringe and his fiancé turned up like she was going to the gymYes to this...
longevity of service doesn't make him more ' deserving ' of the win imo. I'm not a massive Gorka fan, don't find him particularly personable and tbh lacking in any real humour.
Pair of odious trolls - they'll do anything for clout.What do we make of this from the Jordans?
James claimed that a few months ago, both were in the 'obese' category and apparently got told this when at a doctor's appointment for their child. Then at the end, they try to encourage people to contact them for weight loss advice. Is it just me who smells a rat here? I do not believe for a second that either were obese, especially not Ola (and bear in mind that some of their audience may be impressionable) and it just seems like very convenient timing.