Stephen bear is going to jail
against his sentence, he’s sure to rail.
To make ends meet - he pounds his ars
because his life’s a total farce.
Stephen bear’s a total critter
ramming things into his shitter.
He’s now a certified sex case
though his chin’s too big for his face.
Mr bear’s a sex offender
with a deformed, ugly, unsightly member.
Momma says he’s a good boy
while plugging his rectum with a sex toy.
In mountains of debt he sheds a single tear
as his prostate pounder steps up a gear.
On Fansly he tries make hey in the sun
videoing himself titillating his bum.
Over the press his disgraced face is splashed
while his sphincter remains completely mashed.
From society he is totally shunned
In cell block H he will be bummed
Sit back, relax and do not fear
The end of your measly career is here!
sprinkled with: "but it's my biiiirffdayyy!"
