Definitely not fine bone chin-a. I cannot fathom the thought process that goes into opening your kitchen cupboard, taking out a plate and sticking a dildo to it. A side plate does not say "erotic adventurer" to me.Warning…..
Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…
"Just grab me a cereal bowl, they're in the cupboard next to the ars plates".Could you imagine being a dinner guest and offering to help set the table?
Don't use that plate Sweetarrrrt, that's ma dildo plate for ma ars innit.