Stephen Bear #28 Last Christmas, you went on a bender, the very next year, you’re a sex offender

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Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…👀
Definitely not fine bone chin-a. I cannot fathom the thought process that goes into opening your kitchen cupboard, taking out a plate and sticking a dildo to it. A side plate does not say "erotic adventurer" to me.

Could you imagine being a dinner guest and offering to help set the table?

Don't use that plate Sweetarrrrt, that's ma dildo plate for ma ars innit.

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"Just grab me a cereal bowl, they're in the cupboard next to the ars plates".
 
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And you know he puts it in the dishwasher with the thing still attached 🤢
 
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I think the Miss Piggy slander is unfair she's a bonafide internationally known style icon and celebrity. Jizz only wishes she could be Miss Piggy x
Completely agree ! Iconic - but it’s suggested that even in poor light and at a really bad angle even an internationally known style icon might have a smidge of a less than willow like ankle x

Could you imagine being a dinner guest and offering to help set the table?

Don't use that plate Sweetarrrrt, that's ma dildo plate for ma ars innit.

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I hope he’s sharpied “bears bum hole charger” on the other side - just in case Jizz pops it back in the plate cupboard x
 
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Bears first day in Prison.....🤣🤣 ...meets his cell-mate, who says to him......

" HELLO BABES.
YOURE MY BOY-WIFE, NOW.."

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🤢🤮 Warning…..

Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…👀
WTF I am bored on a zoom meeting and was not expecting that 🤣

Louboutin are busy this week. TG for Ali!

Louboutin are busy this week. TG for Ali!
 
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I hope he’s sharpied “bears bum hole charger” on the other side - just in case Jizz pops it back in the plate cupboard x
Everyone else in the world has flowers in a vase on the dining table......they have a dildo on a plate
 
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There's nothing I'd find funnier than for that dildo to come unstuck and get sucked up his flappy old bumhole.
Serve him right.
 
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Can somebody explain how he can be leaving the country to go to Paris when he on bail awaiting sentencing
 
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