Peg him ... urghhhhhhhh
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Wish me and my boyfriend were as classy as this, both in private and in public
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I am genuinely SO embarrassed for them. Posting your receipt to brag to others is just SO cringe and absolutely not the flex they think it is. It screams “I’m not rich but I need people to think I am”. Wearing a NAPKIN HOLDER as a ring
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Can you imagine being one of the staff looking over and seeing that, just embarrassing behaviour! And in said restaurant loudly talking about your girlfriend pegging you later, just all round classy behaviour. Not 🫣
We all know they’re far from loaded, anyone can look at his -£12,000 bank balance as its public info now. Look at his Paris Hilton dog mansion and driving his girlfriends car cos he had to get rid of his
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Fake watches, fake EVERYTHING, having to stoop to shoving massive dildos up his arse for the world to see just so that he can make enough to buy a meal deal, while his girlfriend, who is one of thickest and boring people I’ve ever come across on social media and has absolutely not an ounce of personality, is paying for him and their dinner at the Ivy, which she’s saved up all year for cos they don’t spend any money on going out and haven’t for years out of fear he’ll get kicked the
tit out of in public and probably because he can’t afford it. Who exactly do they think is left to convince that they’ve got anything going for them or that they’ve got any money?
The whole set up is just mortifying, for them both. Hope he goes to prison for what he’s done and it gives him the wake up call he desperately needs.
Happy New Year to you, chinmates!