“I’m an amazing mum”
Is that why you filter your children’s hair so it’s not ginger!?
Is that why at least 2 of your children live in a separate building?
Is that why your children are constantly filthy?
Is that why you constantly do dangerous DIYs where they can get too?
Is that why you use them for engagement?
Is that why you have clear preferences? We all know Rose is the golden child and Leighton ranks bottom.
None of this is “trying your best”
Is that why you filter your children’s hair so it’s not ginger!?
Is that why at least 2 of your children live in a separate building?
Is that why your children are constantly filthy?
Is that why you constantly do dangerous DIYs where they can get too?
Is that why you use them for engagement?
Is that why you have clear preferences? We all know Rose is the golden child and Leighton ranks bottom.
None of this is “trying your best”