Oh Stacey makes soups, casseroles, cakes with them all, or she donates them to the local food bank, apparently…
Just what you’d want if you were struggling to feed your family I imagine, a scabby old pumpkin which has been sitting outside her front door and getting pissed on by the dogs every time they pass, talk about insult to injury!
Tbh I could even imagine her patronisingly going to volunteer at the local food bank to give out her no longer needed pumpkin accessories. Ah, imagine the scene as Stacey, resplendent in her big old white sleeping bag coat knotted in the middle like a sack of
rit, bestows upon the ‘unfortunate’ and ‘needy’ a box of useful food, canned and dried goods and as a special ‘treat’ one of her Pickle Cottage pumpkins whilst trilling ‘ah ‘ope this ‘elps’.
At this point the recipient, not having the best day they’ve ever had anyway, grabs the box and then talking one look at Stacey’s proffered post-autumn vegetable casualty and says; ‘what the
duck d’you think I’m gonna do with that?!’ before marching off with their food leaving Stacey and the pumpkin very much behind!

#wedontwantyourpumpkincastoffs