Oooooooh the excitement of it all, it’s like a baby birthday lottery; what will emerge?! Of course nothing is what it seems; when does Stacey say Roess was born? When was she actually born? When is the party? Have they had the party? Who made the cake? Did Stacey buy the cake? Why are there pink pumpkins/balls/somethings on the cake? Could it look worse if she’d tried? Oh so many questions…
Although if we’re expecting to get a straight answer out of Stacey you’re more likely to leave your heating on all day whilst you’re out the house than that I’m afraid. I don’t think she can help herself and the problem when you start off lying, well, you’ve got to run with it haven’t you?!
Oh, we’d also better brace ourselves for Roess done up like a Christmas tree. There’ll of course be the OTT dress, oversized floppy bow or the such like clagged on her head and of course we can’t forget the inevitable;
‘… the best birthday present Mummy ever had…’
![Face with hand over mouth :face_with_hand_over_mouth: 🤭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92d.png)
![Grinning squinting face :laughing: 😆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f606.png)