I’d say Dirty Dave will be the worst of them - in every strip club he can get into. He’ll be dropping Stacey’s name like his trousers to chat up the women! Durty Baaaastaaaard!
Well if he’s perfectly happy to post pictures of himself leering over a girl young enough to be his granddaughter in Hooters on Instagram where everyone and anyone can see, I dread to think what he’d actually get up to behind closed doors!
I can imagine though regardless of whatever the ‘official’ version of what happens on the Stag Do is, there will be some sort of strip/lap dancing club or the suchlike involved, all in the name of ‘well it’s his stag do, last night of freedom’ etc!’ I also imagine dodgy Dave will be right in thick of it, egging the lads on and there will be a fight club like motto of ‘what happens on the stag do, stays on the stag do!’
Mind, how many times do you think Dave will use the ‘I’m a professional photographer, the camera really loves you…’ line on unsuspecting woman who just so happen to be wearing very little in the Ibizan sun?! They’re all more than old enough to know better, it’ll end up a a big ole hot mess eventually, that’s after they’ve learnt the hard way that they aren’t in their 20s anymore and have nowhere near stamina they used to! I quite look forward to it!
