Jemma’s kids normally get to fall asleep on the floor of the HQ under a desk so sharing beds with their cousins will be an upgrade.
Stacey Solomon #66 Getting pushed in the pool by swash is the only way the sisters will wash
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I can't sleep if ive not had a bath feel awfulIt’s actually so gross!
i feel bad sometimes cos I forget to bath/shower our daughter but she’ll have one the next day! I couldn’t imagine not having a shower every day! I only wash my hair twice a week but I use dry shampoo and I make sure I rub it in so it isn’t white! I don’t think Stacey even uses dry shampoo or her hair will be covered in white that’s definitely grey roots coming through
Her sheep will be like oh it so hard for you Stacy you do a great job eh no she doesn’t, we all know she’s got help, and now the sister is there to help with the 2 you get ones, no bother eh. Most of us have to manage with 2/3 children when our partners are away it’s what we do
Hopefully they don’t fall asleep on the bus to the bedrooms
Reckon shes worrying about that too all the panicking shes doingWonder if Joe is going to come back to picklecottage with an STI after his stag do.
She reminds me of my sister. My sister has to have at least 3 'breaks' a week, so her 3 gherkins stay with family from 8am to 9pm the following day whilst she goes out or whatever. Mine has an infection and been poorly all week. Crap bag is working away so I've been working from home with Frank Jr Jr, taking him the hospital a couple of nights, trying to work with him on my hip, bathing, doing meals etc - basic mum stuff! I live quite far from my family and the in laws have to be asked to help which I don't like doing so we get on with it, like the majority of people. How can she not cope for a few nights alone and must have her sister, whom also has kids move in?! Her and my sister would be great tend besties. Ursula pretends she doesn't drink either 
She can't cope with her crotch goblins alone? Has to have her sister come over to childmind, basically? She is clueless.
Both my mum and mother in law and aunts came on my hens,they were great craic,we only did two nights and they did their own thing on the second night as they couldn't keep up,my dad and brother went on my husband's stag aswell but they're no dodgy Dave thank christ..I think if they're able and they're up for a bit of fun then why not.
Her sister looks like she's on something. And I wouldn't be surprised if she was too, tbh. It would explain the late "good mornings" and lack of hygiene!
Swashy is surrounded by girls loving life 
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Looks like Dean Gaffney has joined the stag.
Oooooh now he’s gonna fit in just fine and dandy with that motley crew isn’t he?! Ibiza’s one to miss this weekend methinks!
I do hope Stacey’s not hogged all the sun cream for her station though, if so with his complexion he’s going to come back with a face like a tomato!
God help SS if they wash and shaveSwashy is surrounded by girls loving life
I agree getting married is about coming together and being a family
I saw that, I've been having a nosey. Skanky is going to have a right face on her, he's going to get it in the ear when he gets home.Swashy is surrounded by girls loving life
I wonder if he'll do an Andy Carroll
Mandy will be on overtime this weekend!
Why keep having kids if she can't even look after them on her own for just one weekend. She literally has no clue of how unrelatable she is. How many single mums do everyday on their own and no complaining.
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