Atta girl Stacey, you go ahead and glue random bits of white wood to your brand new kitchen
duck me
You know persistent offenders can be banned from doing certain things like entering certain areas or drinking, well they should do the same for Stacey.
She shouldn’t be allowed to go anywhere near, let alone buy anything from DIY stores and anything to do with tools, home improvement or decoration should be completely off limits to her. The woman has no sense of style or what is tasteful whatsoever and when you combine that with her very little skill and aptitude it makes for a dangerous combination!
If the worst gets to the worst the Police could be used to enforce it. I can just imagine a team taking over the grounds of ‘Pickle Cottage’ as the negotiator uses a loudhailer to tell her:
‘Stacey, this is the Police. Step away from the glue gun and put the paintbrush down and walk slowly towards my voice with your hands in the air. You are being arrested for crimes against taste and the complete destruction of a once promising house. You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court…’