Stacey Solomon #60 Wash your hair Stacey, it’s clear for us to see, it’s not natural oils but plain greasy!

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Come on Stacey, we all know the real reason you got that beige toilet... it's so it hides the big skid marks around the bowl from the stinking big shites you and Joe curl out because we all know you don't clean your loo, and I doubt Joe even knows there's such a thing as a toilet brush

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Well now we all know shes got a vagina like a bucket.. thanks to Joe

 

[giftmesh*t]

Well now we all know shes got a vagina like a bucket.. thanks to Joe

I think we all knew that really didn’t we

 

[mappyhundayz]

She has no shame …. Accepting a free kitchen …. Shame on Wren too . It’s so distasteful and downright wrong .

shes clearly got the money to pay for her dream kitchen. If she wanted she could have paid for her kitchen and made the agreement with wren to pay for one for someone in need of they were offering out anyway

 

[FoxyBingo]

Using the crying emoji on a "Magnolia Monday" story. Get a bleeping grip woman.

 

[Lalla]

I see she's back to going outside for her morning fag then!

I swear she's filtered that magnolia, I've never seen one that pink. I've got one in my garden (the bloody thing is enormous, when we moved in it was about 5ft tall, it's 4 times that now) mine is quite pale pink/white. It is lovely...for the one week before it start shedding petals everywhere!

 

[I just nosey]

Tell me you read here Stacey without telling me you read here, does it annoy you that your bestie Hinch copies everything you do?

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

"Paper matchet eggs" is that the same as papier-mâché eggs Stacey?! is she really this dumb or is it all an act?! Part of me thinks she's as thick as a plank.of wood, just like her sticker sister

 

[Pigglet9876]

Doesn't look Easter at all just aload of flowers stuck in and not "eastery flowers"! See her glasses are back after a mention

 

[FoxyBingo]

"Paper matchet eggs" is that the same as papier-mâché eggs Stacey?! is she really this dumb or is it all an act?! Part of me thinks she's as thick as a plank.of wood, just like her sticker sister

She does it on purpose because she thinks it makes her more relatable and more likeable. It doesn't.

 

[Asparagus123]

On her little montage of decorating the front door the Amazon man delivered a parcel right in the middle of it

 

[Pigglet9876]

I thought she was getting a splashy bit put in the pool for Rex? What has she had done to it then

 

[MyrtleRV]

Ah, nothing says ‘Easter’ to me like a load of of plastic greenery cobbled together (I am judging you Stacey and it looks like shite, sorry but it’s true!) and good old paper machet eggs. Oh and cable tying a rabbit, can’t forget the cable tying of a rabbit.

You couldn’t make this tit up could you?! Now I might be going out on a bit of a limb here but I’m guessing Hallmark and the suchlike aren’t going to be asking her to design their Easter ranges, saying that though, given the level of her sister’s work, she might be able to get some work with her. Actually, sod the might, she’ll definitely be able to work with her sister; I’m sure the Label Lady would totally approve of paper machet and probably spell it the same way too!

 

[Pigglet9876]

She's is always using filters is she for real?? She filters her kids ffs

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Oh here we go…..I don’t use filters…..aye ya don’t, just like I don’t wear underwear

 

[Loopylou91]

The don't use filters Dove campaign... supported by the woman who filtered her new born daughters eyes to be more blue.

Give it a rest Stinky.

 

[Keepingupappearances]

She has to use filters to cover up what a absolute scruff she is.... never known anyone so absolutely scruffy..... just want to give her a good wash and sort her hair out..

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

wheres Dodgy Dave this week? The creepy old bastard hasn’t been lurking around in the background for a few days now. I wonder if Stacey has given him a few days annual leave

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

Are you a gowwwjus gewwwwwlllll, are you a gowwwwjus gewwwwlllll, you are a gowwwwwwwjus gewwwwwlllllll.

I’m waiting for Roess to say, oh ffs mother YES I AM a gowwwwwjus gewwwwwlllll just to shut her up.

Well I’m a gowwwjus gewlllllllll but I’m also the head off my father

 

[Tamij]

Are you a gowwwjus gewwwwwlllll, are you a gowwwwjus gewwwwlllll, you are a gowwwwwwwjus gewwwwwlllllll.

I’m waiting for Roess to say, oh ffs mother YES I AM a gowwwwwjus gewwwwwlllll just to shut her up.

Well I’m a gowwwjus gewlllllllll but I’m also the head off my father

“ Are you a gowwwjus gewwwwwlllll? Nyeeeeeaaaaah”
It’s the elongated “yeah” that gives me fury!