I have a confession to make.
seeing as I hated on relatable Stace for putting her actual real life baby in a dolls pram and went on a little jaunt it’s only fair I open myself up to criticism also.
I, too, had a small baby. 5lb 13 at birth. When she was 2 months old, I dressed her up in a Woody outfit. An outfit that i’d taken off of my nephews build a bear just for a photo op.
I’m clearly no better than her.
I’ll be logging off for a few hours whilst I move my children and their belongings in to the playhouse. It’s the closest thing I have to an annexe.
Stacey Solomon #51 Squinting her eyes to relate to her huns, can someone remind her she still has 3 sons?
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I wonder if the reason she thinks Roe is small is because she didn’t feel her come out……Stace, mate, it’s not that the baby is small, it’s that the escape hatch was so big.
I am so relieved that I have this group to confirm to me that I am sane 
I have never put either of my children in a dolls pram. However there is evidence that I put my sister in one 50 odd years ago but I was a gentle older sister and no a tyrant like Mad Mick!! My children have always lived in the same house and me and slept on the same level as me.....within crying/shouting distance. They were never allowed to run barefoot through a garden full of dog sh**. They had a bath every night and they might have watched tv in bed but they went to bed at a similar time most nights!!
I have never put either of my children in a dolls pram. However there is evidence that I put my sister in one 50 odd years ago but I was a gentle older sister and no a tyrant like Mad Mick!! My children have always lived in the same house and me and slept on the same level as me.....within crying/shouting distance. They were never allowed to run barefoot through a garden full of dog sh**. They had a bath every night and they might have watched tv in bed but they went to bed at a similar time most nights!!
Bingo, she achieved what was intended, newspaper coverage generating attention and comments
Erm no! This may be why Roess was so small at birthoooh do you think she stopped smoking while pregnant?
Never mind putting your fragile baby in a dolls pram but bloddy stop with the blue eye filter on your story's 
you keep saying how perfect she is and how you love her so much so why pretend her eyes are a completely different colour! what's up stace dont you really like how she looks?? shot yourself in the foot with that one by your dads professional photos clearly showing a brown eyed baby !!!
Someone please give that bloddy waste of space a kick I the backside!!! Absolutely discusting way to "care " for children, she dont deserve any of them !!!
you keep saying how perfect she is and how you love her so much so why pretend her eyes are a completely different colour! what's up stace dont you really like how she looks?? shot yourself in the foot with that one by your dads professional photos clearly showing a brown eyed baby !!!Someone please give that bloddy waste of space a kick I the backside!!! Absolutely discusting way to "care " for children, she dont deserve any of them !!!
Just looked at his photo of Rose, not only are her eyes incredibly dark but the whites of her eyes are very yellow with jaundice.... is this not being looked at??? If the poor baby is that yellow from dehydration and isn't putting on weight she's clearly not getting enough breastmilk.Never mind putting your fragile baby in a dolls pram but bloddy stop with the blue eye filter on your story's
Someone please give that bloddy waste of space a kick I the backside!!! Absolutely discusting way to "care " for children, she dont deserve any of them !!!
I think the reason Stacey is filter the crap out of her 1 month old is to hide this...
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And so the Christmas 
starts. Give it a rest. It’s only Bonfire night 
starts. Give it a rest. It’s only Bonfire night She’s probably not getting what she needs from the idiot but because she’s being all weird about things I could imagine her refusing to use formula.
SS more bothered about looking like she can b feed than making sure Roe is having enough milk.
Bet she’d hate anyone else feeding her.
I’ve not seen her stories today but wondering if she will just suddenly remember it’s bonfire night tonight…and just happen to stumble across an organised fireworks display compete with light show and dj in her little back garden, from a *lovely little small business*
First Christmas with “our darling roess” sounds like a scene straight out of Downton Abbey
Imagine how dusty all that tit on the fireplace will be by Xmas 
At least she’s got fresh bedding on 
I am absolutely dying here!!
I can just imagine Stacey just after the birth;
SS: ‘Yannow it weren’t so bad afta all, I fort it would hurt lots more den dhat!’
Midwives look at each other with knowing looks;
MW: ‘Did it not, can’t think why dear?!’
*both turn away and can be seen standing with their shoulders shaking as sounds of sniggering can be heard*
She does but we think she is having her kitchen extension done which would include her dining room and then the issue was found in the living room which would include that snug area so that means there is sweet f all left of the downstairs except for the utility room which I am guessing they (Hoe!!) are using as a kitchen. None of it makes sense though because there is an absolutely massive room in the annexe that could have been used temporarily but I am guessing she just loves it in the bedroom. I am currently living in a bedroom too
.....a bath full of water went in through my living room ceiling however I do have to still go downstairs to get food and drink.....I don't have space in my bedroom for a sofa and fireplace and I definitely do not have a walk in wardrobe with a coffee machine!
How much on Jo Malone candels? Ffs. Still tacky.
I wonder if they gifted it to her
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