From Hannah's insta.
Notice the manipulative phrasing?
"We were on our first date. He had taken me to Wawa (a GAS STATION, for the record) to get food, and then we had a picnic at a state park"
witch, Shane cant wipe his own ass. He doesn't take you anywhere, YOU take HIM everywhere.
They are so desperate to make him seem like a Casanova who takes charge because the sad reality is he's a 100% dependent and needs to be carried, fed and cleaned even if its on the first date. Only a crazy phony witch would pretend that's romantic and appealing, so they have to twist their words to make it seem plausible. And of course, nothing screams authentic romance like posing for a hovering kiss selfie on your "first date"... They were really in the moment, huh. Such an ugly pic, too. Shane looks like a 10 year old and Hannah looks like a sociopath thinking in dollar signs.