Squirmy and Grubs #8 Spermy & Greedy: Perfect specimen preservation, ass shots & a soulless mansion.

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Incredible no holds barred critique of them, Cattycat79 !!! They're incredibly inarticulate and boring and it shocks me that fans find them hilarious- they're probably the same fans that laugh hysterically at canned laughter sitcoms. I laughed big time at "emaciated homeless pauper" .
Look at that harness- it looks like somebody beat him with a cheap, sloppy supermarket sandwich. Shane's boxcar hobo shoes dry me up like the Sahara- and his sex offender glasses you couldn't pay me to bone Shane! They're in desperate need of a personal stylist- where is Stacy London or a local Nordstrom employee?! And get Hannah a brow expert stat- she looks like she took notes from the late (and great) Divine !


And look at this grifters fake ass "More Ovaltine, please!" type of smile! I can't stand her!!!
 
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I hate their "professional" photos, the photographer does a nice job, but the two of them are so fake. I'm really surprised that nobody calls them out on past videos? Like when their dog ate weed or when they were trying to conceive, like what happened?
 
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These comments were left on one of Shane’s IG posts last week. Shane posted this picture of Hannah and included an accessibility image description. One commenter replied with what would have been a much better description. Look at how one of their fans rush to Shane’s defense. It’s just ridiculous.

Mysteriously missing from the back and forth discussion is Shane. He should have acknowledged this person because they are dead right. The seeing impaired rely on creative description. A distinguished author (yeah right) such as Shane should have known that. Shane’s attempt at inclusion was half assed which is pathetic considering the supposed focus of their entire channel.
 

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I can’t believe she said that! She’s profiting from being on YouTube!!! A school child is not! And she’s not being bullied. I actually find her a mean bully at times.

Yes I agree with you!
 
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I’m not Australian but that Australian accent is so awful and when he tries to do an English accent I don’t know one English person in real life who talks posh usually it’s “oi you c@nt” no one speaks posh here
 
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The second description makes more sense than Shane's who has a limited vocabulary. I worked in ophthalmology for many years, it is better to describe how things feel and position than with colors that can be misinterpreted or not understood.
 
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Shane always looks creepy with his smile looks like a shark
 
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My god, that vile. It reminds me so much of when my babies bibs would get stained or the blanket bag bit on the stroller that keeps them warm - you literally unzip it and throw it in the wash and it dries and goes back on! I imagine it’s similar. That needs washing and replacing daily surely?!

The second description makes more sense than Shane's who has a limited vocabulary. I worked in ophthalmology for many years, it is better to describe how things feel and position than with colors that can be misinterpreted or not understood.
How about: smug narcissistic tall lady stands in snow in average looking clothes near a tree?

I’m not Australian but that Australian accent is so awful and when he tries to do an English accent I don’t know one English person in real life who talks posh usually it’s “oi you c@nt” no one speaks posh here
Yeah Hannah doing that “sexy English accent” was just wtf. Strange.

It looks like my kids carseats do before a wash, after my genius brain gives toddlers chocolate in the car
Yes yes yes!!!! It’s exactly like kids stroller or car seats.
 
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No no no she’s his nurse, I mean girlfriend..wait..no. Wife? Gosh it’s so confusing!

So sorry for your loss. Sending you lots of good thoughts and energy.

Yes it must be super frustrating at times. Not only does she have no help with basic tasks but she has to do all his personal care too and he can basically do nothing for her physically at all!

I agree it’s definitely concerning that she doesn’t seem to cook much healthy fresh foods, it’s all looks so processed and ready made. Can’t be helping either of them in the long run and is also so wasteful and expensive!

This forum makes me laugh and I’m glad I can vent here about these two clowns!
 
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They are so lazy they can't keep up with vlogmas lol. Probably have so much consulting to do.
 
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Was I right with my prediction a few days ago that it was going to be a StyleLikeU video interview of them undressing?! I MUST BE A CLAIRVOYANT !!!
 
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What on earth is this? Sweet Baby Jesus on a Sparkly Christmas Swizzle Stick, this is beyond disturbing.
 
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Not gonna lie, Hannah looks hot. She's knows what shes got. I bet they'll do a calendar or something.
 
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Not gonna lie, Hannah looks hot. She's knows what shes got. I bet they'll do a calendar or something.
I'm sorry, I can't agree that she looks hot. All I see is a mentally disturbed woman involving herself in a creepy fetish. There is something seriously wrong with that one.
 
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Was I right with my prediction a few days ago that it was going to be a StyleLikeU video interview of them undressing?! I MUST BE A CLAIRVOYANT !!!
Hey what’s this weeks lottery numbers

Not gonna lie, Hannah looks hot. She's knows what shes got. I bet they'll do a calendar or something.
Am I the only one who thinks her bodies nothing to shout about I don’t see it I really don’t I find her body quite masculine
 
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Hey what’s this weeks lottery numbers


Am I the only one who thinks her bodies nothing to shout about I don’t see it I really don’t I find her body quite masculine
Hahaha I'll work on those numbers for us ! I've entered the lottery about 11 times in my life and have won a total of $12- but I feel like a big winner each time because I immediately buy cheap donuts a few stores down with my lotto windfall of $2 to $4 . I also am not wowed by Hannah's body (or face), and I hate that she's wearing mismatching lingerie for the interview- I predicted that too though so I saw it coming !
 
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Shes pretty but shes so batshit crazy and horrible in so many ways that its about impossible to find her appealing.
The side by side is kinda funny. Imagine that huge woman trying to sit on that poor fellas lap lol it aint happening. Her butt alone is like 2 Shanes.
 
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