Sophie Guidolin #27 Using men, feeling zen and 33 again

[phonies]

In relation to being on page 50, I’ll make a new thread and do my next phony Loaf post later on today. I think I’m too tired at the moment because my curls have gone flat. I don’t feel tired but I should probably listen to my curls because that’s a sign my health and nutrition is misaligned. Lucky I have some sleepy hot choc, no parental responsibilities, and good bed linen to rejuvenate me!

Anyway, my last thought before I go mindfully nap is that I’ve noticed a lot of people with overfilled or flipped face lips tend to ‘tongue’ eat and permanently look like they’re primed to suck a dick. My guess is eating is literally so sensual they’ve lost sensation in/control of them, and need their tongue to ensure the food gets in their mouth and doesn’t spill down their cleavage and pastel coloured activewear.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

No teenager in the fucking world ‘begs their Mum’ to be on their Insta ffs.
You stupid liar

I wouldn’t doubt it though. It’s probably a flex with their friends. No doubt all of his mates have her soft-core porn pics in their spank banks. They are probably all sharing stories with each other today about how she was barely dressed and prancing around in front of them and how hot she is.

What I would be really curious to hear about though is how the kid’s mums feel about her cock-tease antics with their sons.

 

[charliechap]

It’s bugs me to my core she says she has thick thighs. Nope.

You’ve just got thighs and are deeply self conscious and require mental health help.

 

[BS DETECTOR]

I will never support Cleo Harper after they still collaborate with this baby killing ape.

 

[clearharper]

Sandra are you in here hehe?

 

[Someone44]

She's so fucked up wearing see through pants so teenage boys can see her gstring! She's so desperate for male attention she's slutting it up around her son's mates - what a predator!! Of course she mentions the dad who dropped off, no mention of the mum's! Has her kids never had friends over before?!

 

[crasyashybaby]

PS5 taking place above the TV at the Drs penty

 

[Motherthreebeige]

Surgery bra.
oh ok, but you told us what two bralets, you were spilling out of on the weekend, when you were being stilfers mum. Then yesterday you were getting stitches out. So what the fuck is it Sloaf?
Those chunks of meat have more memory than you.

 

[kearns legal letter]

She reminds me of this
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Sloaf might need that ‘grandma’ plaque soon if he’s not wrapping it up properly.
God, how can a kid think it’s ok to put a post coital towel hardly covering arse picture up???

So that’s now 2 girls he’s shared in only a towel. I guess when his mum prances around almost naked, he probably thinks this is normal

 

[Motherthreebeige]

The fact CH use Sloaf means I wouldnt buy it but then seeing this ‘luxury, staple investment’ piece of a coat on the rack with its creases and crumples from being packed in the bulk China shipment, just reinforces the crap quality of CH, both in product and ambassador choice. Not hard to run a steam iron over chocolate coated shit.

 

[doon]

The gaslighting is next level. The way she acts so innocent and righteous and like those asking questions are idiots or rude is beyond belief. How can the numpties who follow her keep believing and giving her any support when she treats even her followers like idiots. Why why why is she not canceled and where is her mental breakdown? Damn. My mum is a narcissist so I can see thru this shit and we all know it’s a facade for how fucked she’s feeling mentally while home alone and no one to mess with, so she messes with the followers. The gaslighting sickens me.

 

[kearns legal letter]

When I was 17 we had a boy in our group of friends with a milf mum (this was around the time American pie came out so it was milf then). The boys in our group were obsessed and one did end up sleeping with her. But, it was a badge of honour to them all except the mate whose mum it was. Us girls were grossed out by it. I wouldn’t put it past Sophie to sleep with one of the boys mates in the next year or 2.

 

[I loaf to organism]

Those eyebrows … 🥸

Omg you inspired me. I can’t, guys. I’m dead

 

[Stale Loaf]

It’s a miracle - mouldy loaf is cured

 

[survivHER]

Just in case we needed to know again, she’s an XXXXXXXXXXXXXS in all the clothes in this collection

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

She will be waiting for all the single dads to slide into her dms - this b**tch is absolutely cooked, no wonder everyone in her life has left her. She needs professional help and quick smart. You just KNOW she’d be getting off at the thought of all those TEENAGE BOYS thinking she’s so hot with her huge tits out - YUCK

 

[peppyop]

Dang putting sterile dressings on your grotty floor you dumb ho. Not one ounce of pity, sympathy, a tear for dead Pixie when she’s referring to the only thing she cares about, a surgical scar on her body. What a cold bitch

 

[charliechap]

She’s got sooooooo much happening behind closed doors you only see 1%

Loaf, if that’s the case, quit social media and deal with the personal problems that are causing ongoing issues with your child/ren and your mental health which is clearly deteriorating (despite your recent session that cured all the trauma of your stillborn abortion). THEY are your priority.

Imagine if all the effort you put into photoshopping and sexualising yourself was spent focusing on your children’s well-being, things would magically improve. They depend on you and you are being a fucked up role model and it makes sense they are looking elsewhere for guidance than you.

No one online depends on your 1% to get through their day. I would actually gain respect for you if you truely stepped away from social media (but also still hate you because you are and forever will be a spiteful cunt).

 

[petty_cynical]

Christ she makes me sick. Post semi-porn images yesterday (or the day) before & then this happens today. It’s not the flex she thinks it is. I hope she got that kid (in back seat) parents permission to post his image before doing so.

 

[tayprins]

This further adds to my confusion (well kind of but not really) about why they ended up together. Obviously he couldn’t look past the trophy wife status/brain was in his dick There’s no way you can be that intelligent and powerful with money and consider her worthy of your being unless you’re thinking with your dick. Unless it’s all a facade and he has very low confidence?

I think Sophie is very manipulative and conniving. It would have been easy for her to love bomb him. He thought the sun shined out of her ass. Most of us fell for it at some stage. I am sure he saw the the occasional red flag early but they moved so fast.
He probably sees them more now they aren’t together. Who really knows but I see him as a victim who made some silly mistakes along the way. I don’t blame him for a second.