Her reading aloud her book 'transcript' sounds like a grade 2 child reading to their class mates. She has a face for radio, and a voice for deaf people.
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This book sounds like my teenage diary. I wonder if it ends with “and then I woke up, and it was all a dream”
Can anyone who gets fillers explain why she has a puncture wound on her lip? Overfilling? tit work? Smoking?
I’m no expert but if you don’t write the words of a book but publish other peoples words (stories), does this not just become a transcript as you have transcribed others stories.
Also I know this book isn’t about her (as if, she’ll leech herself into all the stories just like the podcast) but strange marketing ploy to change the cover design so drastically. I would think if you’re making a series of books, there would be similar themes to the cover design. Something that makes you immediately recognise that authors work (think Colleen Hoover, John Grisham etc with font, text placement etc)
Also I know this book isn’t about her (as if, she’ll leech herself into all the stories just like the podcast) but strange marketing ploy to change the cover design so drastically. I would think if you’re making a series of books, there would be similar themes to the cover design. Something that makes you immediately recognise that authors work (think Colleen Hoover, John Grisham etc with font, text placement etc)
She’ll probably sell a few of the new books. It will become like MLM strategy. The people behind the stories featured will market it to their friends and family and so on. Saying it’s ‘her’ book is a bit of a reach.
My God, the arrogance of this fool.
Is there anyone else in the world who would claim to be yhe "author" of a book when it's actually 14 stories contributed by other people.
As usual, using incorrect labels to describe herself, isn't the flex she thinks it is, it just makes her look like an idiot.
Is there anyone else in the world who would claim to be yhe "author" of a book when it's actually 14 stories contributed by other people.
As usual, using incorrect labels to describe herself, isn't the flex she thinks it is, it just makes her look like an idiot.
It will be sandwiched with a crappy foreword, conclusion and maybe 1 shitful chapter from her enough to say its her book. Pretty criminal if you ask me as she will get any profits (but really who the duck would buy this?) I can see how their may have been a market for her previous book but surely her reputation is in the toilet by now
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
There might be one chapter updating from the last book ( because she’s split up from MG since then and licked more bottoms) but otherwise what else could she add?
I suppose new Blondie could have her private life revealed along with everyone else in her life.
I love how she's conveniently forgotten about her other amazing books - Bobby Did A tit, Bobby Got a hard on, Bobby had a sister mummy doesn't like.
Clearing stock 
$10 bajamas anyone
Much profit. Much success
$10 bajamas anyone Much profit. Much success
This looks so cheap and nasty 
(The robe and her)
(The robe and her)
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Oh here we go. Another holiday “without” kids. Remember the carry on from Xmas 
Ever since someone pointed out the Willy Wonka reference I can’t unsee it
‘feeling lost’ without them. As if you are mate.Oh here we go. Another holiday “without” kids. Remember the carry on from Xmas
Also love that she is blaming that as the reason she is in her pjays still at 4pm…. What’s your excuse every other day?
duck me the amount of stuff I could get done if I ever had a minute without the kids….
Exactly!
She never got out of her pjs so of course she’s still in them as per usual. Guess she should have savoured the moment of making them Easter bonnets this year a bit more
Aside from Lord Farquard and new Willy Wonka.. the new haircut makes me think of Emo Phillips (bit of an obscure reference, not sure anyone would know him)This looks so cheap and nasty
(The robe and her)
Most people that are away from their kids over the holidays (and not for the first time as they’ve been co parenting for a few years now) make plans to see other family, their friends, get stuff done that’s easier when the kids aren’t home.Oh here we go. Another holiday “without” kids. Remember the carry on from Xmas
This woman needs an au pair/babysitter/nanny when she can sloth around in bed and work from her phone. Lazy.
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