Sophie Cachia #28 17 new styles in her pj line and a face like Jocelyn Wildenstein

[Avocadotoast]

Back to the snarking ladies...

Let's be honest no one really cares about each other's labours

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Sophie Cachia #29: Content is boring, Isuzu sales are slow, and now her gorgeous ex is off to sunny Mexico!

 

[BecJudd]

Back to the snarking ladies...

Let's be honest no one really cares about each other's labours

Up there with when prep orientation.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Does she think she’s the first person to have had their life change immediately after having a baby? Pro tip, Chomps - EVERYONE’S* life changes when they have a baby. That’s usually how it works.

* except Sophie Guidolin

 

[savefloss]

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

I love how she's conveniently forgotten about her other amazing books - Bobby Did A shit, Bobby Got a hard on, Bobby had a sister mummy doesn't like.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

I actually don't agree with the influencer tea post yesterday. Bwab3 should be left alone by those sort of pages.

It’s honestly no different to the trashy gossip mags of the 90’s and 00’s all running front page stories about who celebrities were dating, regardless of the truth. And let’s not forget that Sophie was more than happy to make money off the private lives of everyone connected to her with her book sales and podcasts.

She made her bed - she can pop her leopard print bajarmahs on and lie in it.

 

[ValarMorghulis]

I never do these, so Thread Title Suggestion!!

Sophie Cachia #29: Fish Lips & Photoshopped Hips. She’s Irrelevant and Out of touch- Isuzu Blue relaunch not selling much!

 

[Sure…Media!]

Talk about taking the piss out of those of us who have jobs in the publication world. Editing is so much more than using a pen to cross stuff out.
She doesn’t know where to stick apostrophe’s’ so she is going to struggle with anything grammatical.

It’s also hard to edit on paper when you need to lift and shift sections. Who the hell knows if she has stuck to her proof of concept. None of the short stories that she read out seemed to fit her initial brief. Then again, neither did the make up brand. It would also be a bit shit if she is editing other people’s stories in their own words. She may as well wait until after the lawyers have signed off before she edits again.

The only way to safely edit this book is with her cigarette lighter.

Also, I wonder what percentage of the make up profits she will donate to charity this time.

 

[sophiesgiantego]

I love when the tread gets derailed and us losers who don’t know shit about kids are just here like

 

[bizzy]

There goes Maddie, living her best life. See ya Sophia

 

[Limpy Love]

“Three back to back meetings” so, a regular Thursday for millions of people?

Why oh why do these fuckwit influencers think that meetings are a flex?

In the real world they are time wasters which noone wants to attend.

 

[notgifted]

Best at never taking drugs.
Best at not needing or being interested in big diamond rings, unlike all her friends.
Best at having a big soft squishy heart.
But also best at not giving a fuck and not caring what people think of her strong personality.
Best at always being so romantic and planning things for partners.
Best at paying all the bills and making sure everyone knows about it.

First at having a family member held up in a car jacking by Islamic gang members but never reporting it to the police or ever mentioning it again.

Best at being a cunt
Best at outing all her sexual partners bedroom exploits
Best at leaving her kids
Best at sniffing out 20 year old little fannies

 

[soirritated]

She revealed incredibly private, potentially harmful information about her sister, her ex-husband and her then partner without consent.
Information that will live on the internet forever.
Now she’s crying breach of privacy… flabbergasted.

 

[humanfemale]

Did you get into a scuffle at Bobdogs match or something Smoph? That flying saucer of a lip looks absolutely MANGLED

 

[ScumdogMillionheir]

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Okay look the dress I could tolerate but the lord Farquad hair and the flexing/tensing your neck/jaw and body so hard to desperately try and make yourself look skinnnnyy and frail is giving “I’ve just burst a haemorrhoid out my arsehole” vibes. The boots are fucking horrific aslo.

 

[All Beige Everything]

Omg it’s Lord Farquaad

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

Ahahahaha

 

[Female Businesswoman]

“People have jobs and friends and family and nanna’s”
So says Sophia who spoke about a 21 year old vagina on a podcast

 

[itsbeenaminute]

She really dodged a bullet with Scum. She must be so relieved she isn't stuck with those horrible kids at T4 and is out travelling the world as a professional athlete.