Welcome to a new Soaf and Oaf thread! Congrats to @Jess89 on a great thread title (misspelling intended!!)
This is my first recap attempt so I’ll give it my best shot…
So, what have the gruesome twosome been up to this week? By nothing short of an early Christmas miracle, they uploaded 3 times! So, what high brow content were us wolves treated to?
Soaf had a clear out of Barney’s wardrobe to make way for all the unnecessarily expensive clothes she has bought for Barney from Jules. Some Tattlers suspected she may haven’t actually bought them at all, or will be returning them swiftly at least.
Chip allegedly cut his mouth open on glass after he savaged a jar of pesto! How did he get hold of that, you ask? Well, that’s a mystery- Soaf originally said Chip got it from the recycling, but later said it was on the counter. So who bloody knows? They also made an extremely weird vlog where they “decided against” including footage of alleged blood, and showed Soaf driving Chip an HOUR (!?) to the emergency vets, only to get there, and be told he doesn’t need to be seen! Something smells very fishy there, sounded to us Tattlers like they were making a drama for the sake of it for the views. Not like Sophie and Dave to lie!?
Barney was treated to a thrilling morning out at the arcade where Dave was about as useful as he’s ever been when he won Barney a Sven toy. I bet Barney was absolutely beside himself! Shame they don’t do arcade games with warm clothing and educational toys
Finally, Dave posted a “comparison” photo where he’s alleged to have lost 50lbs. The only thing Dave is losing is his mind- the pictures showed barely any difference! Crazy to think he hasn’t lost any more with that healthy carrot cake powder he’s been consuming…..
So, same old same old, really. Just your modern day Wayne and Waynetta living their best lives.
Hope I didn’t miss anything out!
HAPPY TATTLING!!
This is my first recap attempt so I’ll give it my best shot…
So, what have the gruesome twosome been up to this week? By nothing short of an early Christmas miracle, they uploaded 3 times! So, what high brow content were us wolves treated to?
Soaf had a clear out of Barney’s wardrobe to make way for all the unnecessarily expensive clothes she has bought for Barney from Jules. Some Tattlers suspected she may haven’t actually bought them at all, or will be returning them swiftly at least.
Chip allegedly cut his mouth open on glass after he savaged a jar of pesto! How did he get hold of that, you ask? Well, that’s a mystery- Soaf originally said Chip got it from the recycling, but later said it was on the counter. So who bloody knows? They also made an extremely weird vlog where they “decided against” including footage of alleged blood, and showed Soaf driving Chip an HOUR (!?) to the emergency vets, only to get there, and be told he doesn’t need to be seen! Something smells very fishy there, sounded to us Tattlers like they were making a drama for the sake of it for the views. Not like Sophie and Dave to lie!?
Barney was treated to a thrilling morning out at the arcade where Dave was about as useful as he’s ever been when he won Barney a Sven toy. I bet Barney was absolutely beside himself! Shame they don’t do arcade games with warm clothing and educational toys
Finally, Dave posted a “comparison” photo where he’s alleged to have lost 50lbs. The only thing Dave is losing is his mind- the pictures showed barely any difference! Crazy to think he hasn’t lost any more with that healthy carrot cake powder he’s been consuming…..
So, same old same old, really. Just your modern day Wayne and Waynetta living their best lives.
Hope I didn’t miss anything out!
HAPPY TATTLING!!
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