Ughhhhh how boring! To save everyone else the boredom, here’s a breakdown of the slog...
Dog hair on the car seat which was unboxed 2 minutes before, dog hair all over the minging car. D managed to install a foolproof car seat.
Aldi. Nod to us about cardi. Reading B a book again nod to us. Hope she bought it after she mauled it! She touched EVERYTHING in that shop!! I’ve a 12year old who knows full well we don’t touch anything in a shop unless we are buying it.
Says about her kid mask being small, sly wagon zooms over to Dave who is wearing a normal one but it looks titchy.
Saying their barren house is full of furniture when it so is not. On about getting an office for her shitty business which hasn’t started yet. BATB crappy bit. Dave in a villain chair which his arse nearly ate, spilling out over it, no way he lost weight!
Barney sneezing Dave says it’s overcast but warm, yeah when you are a 30 stone man it is, he’s not in enough layers.
Good to see B actually having fun for once and the mutt not being there! Soph flew down the slide with B but then Dave got stuck and went down slowly.
Soph on about having a big office, watch out Dave she may remodel your unused gem!! Law of attraction blah blah blah.
Sneak peak of a sample of something she made but she SO did NOT just like the other item. I reckon it’s a baby carrier. Boring.
Laughs at Barney pulling down a lamp nearly onto himself, waffles that Dave is so supportive.
Chip once again gets called up by her to put in the middle of her and Barney, she says I love you but to the dog.
Barney almost walked, good luck with that when he’s endangering himself while right beside you, what will he be like when he can run???
Last thing I saw was a view of Dave’s massive legs. Calves not shrinking Dave, just as well you’re not going to Disney eh?
Not a sausage about their scheming pals Yaz and Asshat.
So yeah, boringgggggggggg
Dog hair on the car seat which was unboxed 2 minutes before, dog hair all over the minging car. D managed to install a foolproof car seat.
Aldi. Nod to us about cardi. Reading B a book again nod to us. Hope she bought it after she mauled it! She touched EVERYTHING in that shop!! I’ve a 12year old who knows full well we don’t touch anything in a shop unless we are buying it.
Says about her kid mask being small, sly wagon zooms over to Dave who is wearing a normal one but it looks titchy.
Saying their barren house is full of furniture when it so is not. On about getting an office for her shitty business which hasn’t started yet. BATB crappy bit. Dave in a villain chair which his arse nearly ate, spilling out over it, no way he lost weight!
Barney sneezing Dave says it’s overcast but warm, yeah when you are a 30 stone man it is, he’s not in enough layers.
Good to see B actually having fun for once and the mutt not being there! Soph flew down the slide with B but then Dave got stuck and went down slowly.
Soph on about having a big office, watch out Dave she may remodel your unused gem!! Law of attraction blah blah blah.
Sneak peak of a sample of something she made but she SO did NOT just like the other item. I reckon it’s a baby carrier. Boring.
Laughs at Barney pulling down a lamp nearly onto himself, waffles that Dave is so supportive.
Chip once again gets called up by her to put in the middle of her and Barney, she says I love you but to the dog.
Barney almost walked, good luck with that when he’s endangering himself while right beside you, what will he be like when he can run???
Last thing I saw was a view of Dave’s massive legs. Calves not shrinking Dave, just as well you’re not going to Disney eh?
Not a sausage about their scheming pals Yaz and Asshat.
So yeah, boringgggggggggg