That table looked tragicThis is what I imagined Barneys' 'gender neutral Frozen birthday' was going to look like.
You know, over the top, lots of balloons since she made such a big deal of 'going to get the balloons.' But no, she picked up a single Olaf balloon and called that a party.
I know kids don't need extravagant parties but Barney has been working full time for them since birth and paid their bills for the last 12 months so he deserves to!
She said it was a frozen cake yet there is dinosaur bunting, dinosaur plates, dinosaur table cloth, why didn't she go full out for the dinosaur theme then!? Instead of random fucking frozen figures on the cake?!
And of course, the fucking family eucalyptus made an appearance.
Look at all the fuss Chip got for his first birthday....he even got a cake made from scratch! And also a party round Mummy Ratbags
Honestly you can't make this shit up!
(Someone get me back to work! I'm enjoying this post op sick leave but I'm bored out of my mind!!! haha!)
It's also the video she tells people to pay for her disney honeymoon!!! Using her puppies first birthday hahahahah
No wonder poor Dave fell off the wagon, probably had to stop at a few takeaways on the way home!That table looked tragic
ewwww … !!! My breakfast is coming back upAnother reel! Is he trying go viral or something? Also swear the lip thing is aimed at usView attachment 665266View attachment 665267
I was thinking if his daily weight loss then gain then loss just his daily bowel movementsRemember when Dave counted 0.2lbs as weight loss
Hun that's just a shit
There's a real collection of characters-Dave-reminds-us-of building up
Hahahahah Oh my god I've got a bloody stitch!!!!Why does his mouth look like a swollen fanny seriously
Hahahaha omgWhy does his mouth look like a swollen fanny seriously
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