Sophie and Dave #33 Dave brings nothing to the table, except his knife & fork!

[deejvillage]

So I've been catching up on here (still creasing at the conspiracy theories guys!!! ) and it seems the general consensus that many of you think their Feb 2022 WDW Disney Trip is a completely fake trip and that she could be preggers....

So I watched Mondays videos to see what the whole hotel thing was about and it's all just a bit weird isn't it. I also found it bleeping HILARIOUS how Soaf is such a wannabe stuck up snob who refuses to stay at a value resort YET a deeper look as to how she has funded her trips over the years is quite hilarious and a complete joke for someone who claims to be so stuck up.....

So far, they've already stayed at the following hotels;
- Coronado Springs (Paid for by Student Loan)
- Caribbean Beach (Paid for by them both working, YouTube and a massive reduction due to the hotel having major construction at the time)
- Animal Kingdom (Paid for by strangers on the internet in exchange for exploiting their lives and selling a few scabby pins)

Why would you want to go back to Coronado Springs again? Isn't it known for being a convention centre? I know Dave is keen as it has two gyms but we all know he won't check the gym times and instead will spend time loitering round the car parks/bins 'getting his steps in' (aka checking USA Grindr)

A few comments on the video have suggested more family friendly resorts like the value resorts which Barney would love. They are colourful, have music and perfect for families! Pop Century is now on the Skyliner line so would make sense and even Art of Animation would be a good deal. I don't get why they think paying loads more just to get some dining credit is a good idea?

Port Orleans is more expensive than Coronado and literally makes ZERO sense at all. Some of the rooms don't even offer the dining credits as as part of the package

I'm staying at a Value resort, have minimal dining credit but I truly don't even care. We don't get the celebration basket but it's basically a bag of snacks.

For hotel and park tickets, our trip is £1800 ($504 dining &$200 gift card) staying at a value resort (for a family of 4!!!)

For hotel and park tickets, their trip is £4861 ($850 dining and $200 gift card) staying at Port Orleans Riverside in one of the only rooms that offers the dining package. (for the two of them and a baby!!!)

It's bleeping insane!!!!

So we are saving £3000 for the sake of $300 dining credit....And to stay in a family friendly resort and not a moderate....

I don't know where an earth she is getting her prices from or how an earth she thinks she can pay nearly £5k NOT including flights but they are clearly making this up as they go because nobody would be that insane....SURELY!?

To be fair when we were looking CS was not much more expensive than Art of Animation or Pop both of those are generally considered almost value plus resorts especially now they have the skyliner nearby. BUT they still work out to be cheaper overall. For me I wanted to stay at a moderate as I am a self confessed hotel snob to a certain extent but we don't have children and actually a less family friendly resort sounds lush and more importantly we can afford it so we treated ourselves. PO is not all it's cracked up to be in my opinion, we stayed at French Quarter and it was not in my mind a moderate at all.

Sorry to go off subject , is your holiday for two weeks and if so roughly what month are you looking at? Disney tickets for two weeks alone are nearly £1800 for 2 adults and 2 kids.
we had to cancel our holiday last year to Florida and Disney so trying to rebook and prices are so high.
welcome back by the way!!

Yeah I thought that sounded a bargain!

 

[Saratogarose]

Imagine reading that and thinking you would get some sort of hunk then in walks Dave

Expecting Brad Pitt but get Kevin Baconandegg instead

 

[goofygirlDLP9999]

Sorry to go off subject , is your holiday for two weeks and if so roughly what month are you looking at? Disney tickets for two weeks alone are nearly £1800 for 2 adults and 2 kids.
we had to cancel our holiday last year to Florida and Disney so trying to rebook and prices are so high.
welcome back by the way!!

Apolgies I mean hotel only, not including park tickets.

Ours is £1800, staying at All star movies in August 2022, theirs is £3600 minimum to stay at Port Orleans in Feb 2022 (hotel only, not including park tickets). So that's double. Ours is a family of 4, theirs is 2 adults and an infant. It's insanity!!!!

 

[S1920]

The thing is, surely since Soaf allegedly attends two 'baby groups per week' she would look around the room with her GIANT OWL EYES and see what the other babies are being fed with and look at her own bottles and be like ...Oh.

But like with so many things, Barney is more of a chore to Soaf and so the longer she can ignore things, the more likely she will.
Like she did with;
Tummy Time
Weaning
'Baby Led Weaning' aka pouch feeding
Putting him in any kind of outfit that wasn't a sleepsuit
Taking him out
'Swimming'
Soft Play

When do you ever see her or Dave just sitting and playing with Barney ever? They have filmed their life pretty much daily since he was born yet when have you ever seen Dave especially sit and properly play or encourage him to walk?

Baby led weaning is the opposite of pouch feeding.

 

[Smiffy14]

Apolgies I mean hotel only, not including park tickets.

Ours is £1800, staying at All star movies in August 2022, theirs is £3600 minimum to stay at Port Orleans in Feb 2022 (hotel only, not including park tickets). So that's double. Ours is a family of 4, theirs is 2 adults and an infant. It's insanity!!!!

Thank you for replying hope you have a lovely time when you go

 

[goofygirlDLP9999]

Baby led weaning is the opposite of pouch feeding.

It sure is.

Barney had such a chaotic approach to being fed, it was such a disaster.

 

[cushtybert]

Expecting Brad Pitt but get Kevin Baconandegg instead

I love this!!!!

 

[They need to get a life]

So when she announced how much she made on YouTube, social blade was pretty accurate and not far off what she said she was making. However, at the time, she included 'merch, ads and affiliates'.

She said she made around £3k per month. Sickening for anyone who actually works but that's social media for you and not even near to what the high earners make

At the moment, there are no ads. No merch and aside from a few cheap ASOS dresses, not much to go by in terms of affiliate marketing so I actually should imagine Social blade isn't far out.

In our next thread, PLEASE can we do a vote on how the make their money and whether people actually feel whether they are claiming universal credit as a top up or not because I 100% think they are. I know some people feel differently and of course that's fine but I don't think she is too good to take ANY kind of free money. And to pay private rent, with no reliable income at all.... and Dave still doing regular 'interviews' suggests to me they are still under some kind of Job Seekers agreement. She would be exempt as Maternity but Dave wouldn't be... might explain why he's now got a job.........

Poll suggestion
How do Soaf And Dave Make their Money

1) Through Youtube, Ads, Affiliates and Merch Alone.
2) Number 1 combined with Universal Credit.
3) Dave has an OnlyFans account where he gets his tits out.
4) Soaf and an OnlyFans account where she gets her ankles out for the Armish Farmers
5) Barney is actually a high flying Stockbrocker and is currently racking in the cash.
6) It's a mystery.
7) Bank of Nanna Fran
8) Bank of Nanna Ratbag
9) A Combination of several of the above scams because Soaf and Dave will do ANYTHING to avoid having to work an earn a living for themselves.


Edit
7&8 Kindly added by @ChuckaBuckaBingBong <3

Can you include "by not paying any taxes"

 

[emmer_moans]

Dave has a job ?

We don't know yet, but Soph hinted at it being a possibility something something something "may hear soon" something something something. So, probably come to nothing like last time.

 

[Disneylifeonly]

Hello folks! I go away for 2 days to enjoy our little newborn bubble and there's been a full on conspiracy theory, what gives
I thought I had to jump on here because I have without even thinking put on Moana to watch with baby Thomas whilst I try and nap
No reels from dave for 6 days, waiting for an entry next week saying he's joined herbal life tbh

 

[Adamson11]

We’ve ambitiously booked for 10 nights in December it’s my partners 30th and we’ve gone for pop century. usually we’d stay moderate but we thought it’s a last minute decision, Covid May postpone it so let’s just book a value to get there. Disney service is Disney service. It’s still costing us just over £3000 including tickets and flights so I don’t see how people turn there noses up at value it’s a holiday that is out of reach for a lot of people.

 

[Ktydor]

Soaf blatantly doesn’t want to give up on formula feeding yet because they aren’t always giving him 3 meals a day. That’s my theory. I have a 9 month old and I know how much hard work it is to put 3 meals on the table for your baby, just a lot of prep work etc. So I reckon when her or Dave cba to make him something or sit and pouch feed they just give him a bottle instead.
Honestly it worries me the lack of encouragement they give Barney to develop his skills. My bubs was a combo of baby led weaning and spoon fed but apart from yoghurt and weetabix in the morning almost exclusively feeds himself now. It’s a skill they have to persevere with but these two seem to lazy to help Barney do anything. I feel like starting school will be tough if he’s not been encouraged to do things that other kids have. Esp if they don’t expose him to other kids through nursery etc.

 

[Donald73]

Soaf blatantly doesn’t want to give up on formula feeding yet because they aren’t always giving him 3 meals a day. That’s my theory. I have a 9 month old and I know how much hard work it is to put 3 meals on the table for your baby, just a lot of prep work etc. So I reckon when her or Dave cba to make him something or sit and pouch feed they just give him a bottle instead.
Honestly it worries me the lack of encouragement they give Barney to develop his skills. My bubs was a combo of baby led weaning and spoon fed but apart from yoghurt and weetabix in the morning almost exclusively feeds himself now. It’s a skill they have to persevere with but these two seem to lazy to help Barney do anything. I feel like starting school will be tough if he’s not been encouraged to do things that other kids have. Esp if they don’t expose him to other kids through nursery etc.

But he is 1 so can just have part of whatever 3 meals a day Soph has or even the 25 meals a day the Beast eats

 

[goofygirlDLP9999]

Soaf blatantly doesn’t want to give up on formula feeding yet because they aren’t always giving him 3 meals a day. That’s my theory. I have a 9 month old and I know how much hard work it is to put 3 meals on the table for your baby, just a lot of prep work etc. So I reckon when her or Dave cba to make him something or sit and pouch feed they just give him a bottle instead.
Honestly it worries me the lack of encouragement they give Barney to develop his skills. My bubs was a combo of baby led weaning and spoon fed but apart from yoghurt and weetabix in the morning almost exclusively feeds himself now. It’s a skill they have to persevere with but these two seem to lazy to help Barney do anything. I feel like starting school will be tough if he’s not been encouraged to do things that other kids have. Esp if they don’t expose him to other kids through nursery etc.

I think you are 100% spot on.

Weve all seen how chaotic they all eat and never eat together as a family around the table so I imagine they give him ‘finger food’ that he flings around the kitchen but still gets nutrients from formula.
The fact they don’t even let him try to use any Cutlery is a bit weird.

As long as he isn’t having to eat mouldy Soaf Stew though, it might be better for him!

In relation to WDW, staying at a value resort is like staying at a bleeping palace compared to staying at their beige bungalow so god knows why they turn their nose up at it! I can’t wait for it! I’d rather have fun at a value than have no holiday at all because Disney is getting insanely expensive and two work shy morons who can’t even do social media right aren’t going to be able to pop there whenever they want anytime soon once the price hikes hit even more!!!

They’ve been silent on socials so she’s probably still fuming about the fact at nearly a year, she might have to take care of her own son.

Can you include "by not paying any taxes"

Yasss please can this be added by whoever creates the poll!!!

 

[Ktydor]

But he is 1 so can just have part of whatever 3 meals a day Soph has or even the 25 meals a day the Beast eats

I don’t think Barney would enjoy Soaf’s salty stew, salty Mac and cheese or Dave’s protein pizza/bagel though (not euphemisms btw!)

 

[Didyouknow]

Does anyone follow hannahkelekal7 on insta? I don't but her reels have shown on my suggestions a few times and her husband reminds me of dave so much. Sickly love and fake compliments. Theres is clearly staged for reels though whereas dave is just fake

 

[hiya23]

Who does this remind you of

 

[MaryJaneShoes82]

Does anyone follow hannahkelekal7 on insta? I don't but her reels have shown on my suggestions a few times and her husband reminds me of dave so much. Sickly love and fake compliments. Theres is clearly staged for reels though whereas dave is just fake

Oh cringey

 

[TheSocialFlower]

Woooo I wonder what vlog day surprises us with today. Random but has anyone seen that MMM lady’s recent video I’m literally bawling my eyes out, if only Soph the Sloth was as content with her baby as this family is, I’d actually maybe be interested. So looking forward to Barney being a rebel toddler and getting revenge. Also, god forbid if they have a baby girl because he will be put in the doghouse for sure. Probably be made to sleep in the GEM.

 

[goofygirlDLP9999]

I can imagine it's been a weekend full of;
- Soaf eating takeaways out of spite to Dave.
- Soaf dropping Barney off at the Grandparents so she can rage shop.
- Dave hiding in the GEM.

Overall absolute carnage.