@disneys Its that bloody time already!
Gosh that came around fast !!!
Well , what’s been occurring in the Beggar’s Bungalow ???
- since breaking lockdown again gate these two numpties have been quite quiet
- Dave is starting yet another weight loss journey .. this time with a powerlifting coach ! He’s so confident of this new choice that he’s added it to his Instagram bio , and removed the fact that he is an actor ... interesting choices
- Soaf is still eating that rotten stew
- Barney is eating more but is eating wholly inappropriate things like seeded bread and jam or a whole
bleeping head of overcooked broccoli .... not really the yummy mummy BLW vibes Soaf was going for
- they broke lockdown (minorly) AGAIN to go to a forest that is a 20 min drive from their home
- Soaf is dressing Barney in Wilf’s hand me downs and plushes him around in a #gifted pram but spent £75 on one hideous dress .. and then probably a further £100 on some similarly vile ones from ASOS .. I bet the ASOS delivery driver is getting sick of knocking on ugly door everyday with yet another parcel for her highness
- last week they missed 3 uploads
- they’re testing the water by flogging some Barney “second” pins .. they did this with the chip pins too just before they released the Barney pin .. mummy Soaf has got to keep ASOS afloat somehow I guess !!
- every other video is a weight loss update but they have no weight loss to report
- Soaf keeps prancing around on Instagram in her bra and knickers claiming to be a confident queen when we all know that’s the opposite of the truth
- still on the beg for a Disney trip
- still on the beg for ... well , anything
- Barney & Chip deserve better than Soaf POE Bellend Dressing-Brown and Captain Gainzzzz!