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LJC is that southern fried livers?? I just can’t believe she’s a real person and not the worlds greatest troll.What about one of these?
Southern Fried chicken livers
Bunny buccoJack Monroe’s southern fried chicken livers and thighs – recipe
Liver is cheap, lean, nutrient-rich and quick to cook. Children may not find that argument compelling, but batter the livers and deep-fry them, and you should win outwww.theguardian.com
Jack Monroe’s bunny bucco recipe
This rabbit stew is inspired by osso bucco, but I don’t serve it with the traditional risotto Milanese – simple rice or potatoes fit the billwww.theguardian.com
Honestly one day I think we’re going to find out that she’s actually a Keith Lemon type character… just a spoof caricature. She can’t be real.LJC is that southern fried livers?? I just can’t believe she’s a real person and not the worlds greatest troll.
We all saw it. We all ignored it. This is next-level martyrdom, brave Kittypops.I've volunteered to create the vegetable peelings loaf. And to taste it!
Finally, a constructive use for the contents of my compost bucket.
I fear the MT may now fall by the wayside as this new tributary canal thread is an absolute belter.
Which is exactly what I will be doing. As I'm autistic (diagnosed) and therefore cannot lie - or cheat - I do feel a bit bad that I am going to have to gently, delicately fry/use George Foreman grill my fishcakes as I don't have an oven but... unless you're doing about 25+ in one go, who tf puts the oven on for friggin' fishcakes? twit.For a true slopathon it's necessary to follow the instructions to the letter!
I felt kind of sorry for it, being roundly ignored.We all saw it. We all ignored it. This is next-level martyrdom, brave Kittypops.
Is it just me or is "Chicken" Soup quite post-apocalyptic sounding?Vegan(ish)
BREAD AND BREAKFAST
"Cheese" and marmite giant scone
Apricot and sunflower seed granola
Vegan brioche
Crumpets
Peanut butter and banana breakfast bars
Banana and berry baked oats
Pear and ginger pancakes
Spiced banana bread
Breakfast burritos
Rainbow fritters
Breakfast MuckMuffin
Tomato and olive Scuffins
Chocolate peanut butter spread
Breakfast wrap with banana chilli ketchup
Everyday sausages
SOUPS
"Chicken" soup
French onion soup
Cannellini and garlic soup
Roast tomato and thyme soup
Chickpea leek and fennel soup
Cannellini beans and greens soup
Jerusalem artichoke leek and white bean soup
Cuban black bean soup
Mock a leekie soup
SANDWICHES
Tunha sandwich
Classic "egg" sandwich
The Jack Reuben
Coronation chickpea sandwich
Nasu Dengaku buns
White bean artichoke and onion sandwich
BBQ jackfruit buns
Mock duck wraps
The big Jack
Vegan mayo
SALAD BAR
Raw courgette salad with "ricotta", cannellini beans and preserved lemon dressing
Chickpea Caesar salad
Salad dressing base
Green and white bean pasta salad
Beetroot pickled chickpeas
Potato salad with herb vinaigrette dressing
Cauliflower ginger lentil and lemon salad
Garlic broad bean puree with salad leaves
Vegan ricotta
Artichoke bread and tomato dip
Vegan labneh
PASTA, RICE AND NOODLES
Kindanara
Come to bed parmigiana
You won't believe it's vegan bolognese
Risotto milanese (sort off)
Cauliflower mac and cheese with crispy bacon crumbs
Beetroot and lentil lasagne
Klingon Gagh, vegan edition
Celeriac gnocchi
Smoky vegan 'cheese' sauce
Salad bag pesto
BIG DINNERS
Ultimate moussaka
Butterbean and cider casserole
Spinach dumplings in creamy tomato sauce
Slow mole inspired sauce
Iman Baildi
Mushroom lentil and ale pie
Chilli non carne
Aubergine stroganoff
Osso Jacco
Confit "duck" and pear cassoulet
FAKEAWAYS
Seasoned chick'n poppers
Sesame toasts
Crispy seasoned tofu
Thai inspired curry
Fake bake
Greek styled healthier chips
Crispy chow mein
Chinese style mushroom curry
"Egg" fried rice
ROAST DINNERS
Yorkies
Jack's legendary roast potatoes
'Pork Belly"
Buttery garlic chard
Leek fennel garlic and chickpea mash
A most excellent nut roast
Mandarin leek and fennel stuffing
Beet Wellington
Stuffed cauliflower
DESSERTS
Peanut butter crumble cookies
Miso caramel sauce
Bakewell tart
Millefeuilles
Coconut lime and strawberry puffs
Mint choc chip ice cream
Biscoff ice cream
Lime marmalade ice cream
Tiramifu
Bean juice meringues
PUDDINGS
Bread no butter pudding
Red rice pudding
Sticky gingerbread fingers
Two ingredient berry bread pudding
Orange and almond brownies
Birthday cake
Whispers is it supposed to look Like that?Half way stage lads
Can I have the mango and coconut porridge recipe as a back-up? She's still not back from the school run with the afterbirth oats recipeTin Can Cook
BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH
Spinach baked eggs
Cheesy corn fritters
Homemade baked beans
Carrot cake overnight oats
Rhubarb and custard pancakes
Get up and go smoothie
Canned OJ
Mango and coconut porridge
Pina colada bread
SOUPS
Creamy tomato soup
Easy gazpacho
Carrot and ginger soup
Creamy ' chicken' soup
Roasted tomato white bean and mandarin soup
White bean spinach and garlic soup
Tin-estrone
Lentil and chestnut soup
Sunshine soup
Spiced lentil and kidney bean soup
Spicy rice and 2 bean soup
BEANS
Sweet and sour cannellinis
Boston style beans
Chickpeas with bread and spinach
Bread bean and herb stew
Butter bean and cider cassoulet
Black bean Daal
Goulash
Chilli roasted chickpeas
Black bean and peanut stew
Red lentil and mandarin curry
Mushroom lentil and beer pie
POTATOES
Patatas bravas
Warm potato salad with anchovy mayo
Speedy bubble
Monster mash
Red mushroom and potato curry
PASTA
No cook pasta
Pasta e fagioli (pasta and beans)
Pasta e ceci (pasta and chickpeas)
Tuna sweetcorn and mushroom pasta
Absolutely basic puttanesca
Conchiglie with broad beans and artichokes
Anellini con cacio de Pepe (spaghetti hoops with cheese and pepper)
Pasta with lemony olive tapenade
Cannellini buerre blanc
FISH
Lemon roasted sardines
Catalan style fish stew
Beer battered sardines
Cockle spaghetti
Simpler crabby pasta
Salmon and sweetcorn chowder
Pasta with cod roe peas and lemon
Sardine rillettes
Smoky roes one pot dinner
MEATS
Corned beef bolognese
Beefboozy
Corned beef chilli
Hot or cold coronation chicken
Tender spiced chicken with olives and mandarins
Harira
Pork pear and stuffing loaf
Dog and a hole
Chicken and mushroom curry
Chicken ham mushroom in a fancy hat
Sweet and sour pickin balls
Three tin tender (beef in a sort of barbecue sauce)
Mince and onions with notions
Something like a feijoada
PUDDINGS
Fruit cocktail cake
Rhubarb and custard crumble
PBJ crumble
Tinned cherry chocolate fudge
Chocolate pear cake
Cherry batter pudding
Bonus cherry cordial
5 ingredient sticky toffee pudding