Same here, what a terrible recipe! I was going to try it but leave out the crab because it's expensive and delicious and it would be SUCH A WASTE to add it to what is undoubtedly going to be a total dog's dinner, but on reflection it would also be such a waste of milk and cheese as well. It says you can sub the crab for cockles or mussels and I love cockles and mussels but can you imagine them with macaroni cheese??I was about to offer to do the crab Mac and cheese bullshit but I have too many questions…