Slimmingworldxgemx #5 An ‘i’ for an I, no teeth to be seen, Gemma’s pretentious life makes us all want to scream

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Ah but still no sign of Andrew yet. Maybe he isn’t part of the family?
 
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Ah but still no sign of Andrew yet. Maybe he isn’t part of the family?
Wasn’t that his middle finger in the “my plaster is cuter than yours” tripe?
I still think Olivia alternates weekends with her real dad tho, either that or Gemma really is a selfish person who puts excessive exercise above spending her ‘downtime’ with her daughter
 
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Making a joke about going for a dog walk and maybe not making it back is in poor taste considering the current news.
 
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She's there alone with her daughter. Her daughter clearly doesn't look happy about the photos being taken. What's the point of posting it all on the gram just have a nice time with your daughter and leave your phone alone. Twat.
Oh and gem sort your eyelashes out.
 
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A poem about Gemma:

She be forever being this
She be forever being that
She be forever being a disingenuous tw@t
 
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No it's still there
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Absolutely appropriate outfit for February.
Oh I missed that. She needs to change the writing on her stories. It’s not big enough or bold enough to read. I’m always squinting like fuck trying to read whatever shite she’s written
 
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Have we ever heard her speak?
She gives off talking like Joanna Lumley vibes but as she’s Northern could easily sound like Ena Sharples
 
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Does she even proof read her stories? Cause they make absolutely no sense! She’s either missed out a word, or added an extra word! Why not just say happy birthday like a normal person??!!
I think she tries to sound intelligent and wistful like the chick lit books she reads, but doesn’t quite get it right so ends up sounding thick as shit and common as muck. It’s what happens when you try to be something you are not!
 
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