Hey now don’t be harsh, my Christmas cake is being made right now too.. for me to pick up from Aldi on the 24th DecemberOf course this bellend has made her Christmas cake
Hey now don’t be harsh, my Christmas cake is being made right now too.. for me to pick up from Aldi on the 24th DecemberOf course this bellend has made her Christmas cake
And don’t forget all whilst wearing perfect white socks!I know someone has said it before but shes Bree from Desperate Housewives. Look at me I work 14 hour days, always look polished, only make home cooked food in my le creuset bakeware, exercise 7 days a week, never eat cake, pour 125ml glasses of wine only. She tries too hard. Have a day off Gem. Youl feel better for it.
It was me, I said it Bet she goes into the toilet to shed a quick tear to express her UTTER RAGE and then emerges and makes a cake.I know someone has said it before but shes Bree from Desperate Housewives. Look at me I work 14 hour days, always look polished, only make home cooked food in my le creuset bakeware, exercise 7 days a week, never eat cake, pour 125ml glasses of wine only. She tries too hard. Have a day off Gem. Youl feel better for it.
Those socks give me so much rage !!And don’t forget all whilst wearing perfect white socks!
Wonder when she finds time to wear her bunny slippers, as always seems to be in these white socksThose socks give me so much rage !!
This was actually an interesting read, thank youI Followed a 1920s Cleaning Routine for a Week — And It Was Nearly Impossible
... and discouraging, to say the least.www.thekitchn.com
100% gem uses this guide for the perfect housewife!
Can't she speak properly?? She IS cute, she IS happyShe be sleepy
She be so busy working 29 hours a day 30 days a week
She be cuteCan't she speak properly?? She IS cute, she IS happy
She be a bleep.She be cute
Shitting everywhere probably. Not fitting in to her perfect clean white life.Does anyone know where her puppy is? Not seen him for ages?
How rude Our Gem runs a marathon every morning, preps Insta worthy breakfasts, complete with eucalyptus. Makes herself look pristine. Drives 5 hours, works 27 hours, then drives back & has wine for tea. Then an Espa bath. Then runs her own business.Every day. She be super womanWhat exactly does she do for a living? She drives me INSANE with her constant moaning about how tired she is and wishing her life away. She must be working from home to be able to cook and eat the same repetitive food she cooks, looking after her sisters baby, taking in deliveries and advertising her tat on her website. She’s clearly not out of the house for 12 hours a day like some of us. She kind of sounds like she has it quite cushty.
Just to prove she reads here she has shown the pup This morning LOOOOL. Hey gem xoxDoes anyone know where her puppy is? Not seen him for ages?