Slimmingworldxgemx #3 Last Xmas gave us an aff, it was too small to see, she's having a laugh!

[Sozhun]

She probably did a Facebook check-in too when she got to the hospital

Yeah...and then replied ''inbox me'' when people ask what's wrong

 

[Runforestrun]

In the picture you can’t see anything other than Gemma and the neckbrace, so nothing to say it was taken in the ambulance or at the scene. Or even at the hospital like I explained

And I didn’t mention anything about alleged affairs because they are rumours I’ve never heard.

My aim when commenting earlier was just to point out that Olivia is a really happy child after some unsavoury comments towards her and to defend someone I know is a really nice person. Not to correct everything that’s ever been said, everyone has their own opinions and I don’t know everything.

I’ve no doubt this thread will continue with negative thoughts and comments such is the nature of this site I’ve come to learn.

So you’re mates with Gemma but you don’t know that she ‘allegedly’ had an affair and Andrew definitely did have an affair and had to leave his job because of it? Aye righto, jog on Gemma

Also, it’s not even about WHEN the neck brace selfie was taken, it’s that it was taken AT ALL!

 

[DoubleTrouble1712]

A day Olivia has been counting down to - and Gem gives her slimming world pancakes for breakfast, poor kid!

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

But this is Gemma - she’s super Woman! There is only her Wfh & Home schooling, running a marathon a day, arranging flowers, photographing all her pretentiously arranged meals, having hour long Espa baths & then managing to read a whole book!! We can only dream of living in her world !!

Completely agree with you...
This woman is such a liar!
There is no way she can read a book a day, run miles in her lunch hour, batch cook, take photos of every meal with a eucalyptus leaf in the shot and edit all these instagram photos and look after Olivia.

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

Does anyone know where her puppy is? Not seen him for ages?

Shitting everywhere probably. Not fitting in to her perfect clean white life.

Im surprised someone who works approx 36 hours per day has time for a puppy.

 

[InstaLurk]

What a prick.

If this is what she is like online, can you imagine how awful to put up with she must be in real life.

Me, me, me, me, pizza wraps, me, me, me, , 1p of nutella on toast, me, me, me, , flower Friday, me, me, me, just worked a 39 hour day after a 42 hour drive, me, me, me, I’ve ran 4999 marathons, me, me, me , here’s Olivia still begging me to decorate for Halloween, she’s 35.

 

[tealover]

Jesus wept her own omission, as apposed.

 

[HereForTheLols_]

She is definitely reading our comments as she now thinks she's really harder material (she's not) and OH MY GOD SHE HAS OUTDONE HERSELF writing 'physio-logical' thriller and not 'psychological' thriller!!!!!! This has to be somewhere on our next thread title!!!!! She is so far from the brightest crayon in the box it is unreal.

 

[HereForTheLols_]

She has to be the last woman standing out of that Slimming World 'bloggers' 2017/18 group where they got invited to a bloggers lunch at SW HQ and then became like instant best friends, got invited to do naff jelly adverts with that girl Vicki from Geordie Shore, then had a few meet ups in Kat & Toms guest houses (which were always fun when the other SW instagrammers would post pics that hadn't been approved by like Gem and were never flattering in comparison to their own pages!)

Questions for everyone on here?

1) what happened to this group of friends?!!!! Was there a fall out? Anyone got any tea to spill about it?

2) does anyone else have any funny memories of this era of Slimming World Instagram to reminisce over on this boring Wednesday night?!!!!

 

[JJusa69]

I just want to buy her a kindle TBH

 

[notyourhunhun]

I could read a book in a day but when I’m on holiday... not with a house to run... unless her hubby does everything

But this is Gemma - she’s super Woman! There is only her Wfh & Home schooling, running a marathon a day, arranging flowers, photographing all her pretentiously arranged meals, having hour long Espa baths & then managing to read a whole book!! We can only dream of living in her world !!

 

[HereForTheLols_]

I am shook.

Once a princess, always a princess

 

[HereForTheLols_]

.... live in the lakes!!!!

Had a shocker with the title as I didn’t realise it cut off half the characters until it had saved and now can’t edit the title! Does anyone knows how?

Anyway, all things Slimmingworldxgemx

 

[ChubClubThug]

Probably had a garden party with all her mates last night, too many prosexxies and someone took it upon themselves to be her official PR person. Bore off, we're all entitled to our opinion. And generally, it's that sometimes she is insufferable.

Imagine coming on to waffle about your "mate" like that how cringe... there was me thinking Princess Di had been dead over 20yrs

 

[HereForTheLols_]

Oh fuck off and have some cornflakes you twat

Her grammar and unnecessary capital letters give me hives.

How can you be 'Head of Digital' for a top company and not even be able to write a normal sentence? And this isn't just her way of writing for her Instagram because her LinkedIn is just horrifically written too.

 

[HoGi]

100 books? 2 books a week!
How does Little Miss Perfect fit it all in?!

I did 94 and I have a full time job. I guess she reads in the evenings etc I think she also listens to audiobooks whilst driving which bumps them up.

Also helps that she reads chick lit, I can do the books she reads in about 2 hours as they are crap and predictable haha

 

[skintsocks]

There was even eucalyptus in her sister's new bicycle basket.

If they start delivering bits of cake tied up in paper with rosemary sprigs, and a hint of japanese flower water etc etc around the village again I'm going to go and jump in the lake that's right next to my idyllic house (that is, the lake that is actually 11 miles away, obvs).

 

[notyourhunhun]

Had to delete my group comment as I realised it might give clues as to where I am. I don't want an angry Gemma turning up at my door in a Cath Kidston apron brandishing a La Cruset pot as a murder weapon!

Battering your front door down with a sprig of Eucalyptus & a bunch of Peonies .........

 

[Jmx]

Wasn’t the selfie outdoors? And on a stretcher? I’m not sure if I’m misremembering though.

 

[Marnic]

Here we go, Gemma and her picnic basket swishing to spend summer on the lake. Oh fuck off Always trying to live the insta perfect life.