Somebody tried to recommend one of those things for my baby because, “they’re great, you can leave them in them for hours and get everything done” yeah, just seems lazy. And my baby was swinging out of the telly, it went up on the wall I didn’t lock up the child.
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raving differentlyWe’ll first of all, If you were actually going to a rave you would not be wearing strappy high heels
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shiv worked out over her due date, she posted the other day of her in the gym 2 days over.
She also went back to Crossfit and winning the imaginary Ski erg competition when she was knocked up.
Dose.
The ultimate competition is with herself.
There's no contentment in her, always throwing up flashbacks or living in the past.
She'll never be happy unless she is present in the here & now ( not to get all yoga on ye!).
I cannot see how any first time mother would find her relatable.
Why she keeps trying to shoehorn yoga , running, bjj in to her day is beyond me. If she'd just accept that her day to day has changed, for now, she might chillax a bit
Sure what am I shiting on about ...tis Wednesday! Freedom for Shivvers!
There's no contentment in her, always throwing up flashbacks or living in the past.
She'll never be happy unless she is present in the here & now ( not to get all yoga on ye!).
I cannot see how any first time mother would find her relatable.
Why she keeps trying to shoehorn yoga , running, bjj in to her day is beyond me. If she'd just accept that her day to day has changed, for now, she might chillax a bit
Sure what am I shiting on about ...tis Wednesday! Freedom for Shivvers!
But then she might have to...eat properly and meal prep to keep the weight off ?!
Honestly I saw the last day, one turkey burger and one veggie burger in a bap...who eats like that ? In the morning ? I've never had 2 burgers (turkey, veggie or otherwise) in a burger bun for a meal (except when I did a half marathon and was ravenous after !) she has very strange, gluttonous eating habits and that's why so much has to be fitted into a day: steps, yoga, gym, BJJ.
She’s learnt/taught everyone everything in 14 episodes. Completed knowledge, mate.
Just remembered episode one was announcing her pregnancy. What a melt.
She thinks it's healthy aswell. It's processed. She looks godawful in her complexion. That's her diet.
Is the book she had on the story any good?
Awh brilliant - baby is out of her activity centre yoke in time to be plonked in front ot the tv. Motherhood is so easy 
Kid will be the ultimate tech baby. She'll have a tablet plonked on front of her before long.
Them entertainment thingys are fine for a bit. So are playpens, highchairs, buggies etc when you want to get something done.
Let's not all pretend we carried our babies around 24 / 7. Or maybe ya'll did... I certainly didn't
Let's not all pretend we carried our babies around 24 / 7. Or maybe ya'll did... I certainly didn't
Sometimes through out the threads you'd think mothers tend to their kids 24/7Them entertainment thingys are fine for a bit. So are playpens, highchairs, buggies etc when you want to get something done.
Let's not all pretend we carried our babies around 24 / 7. Or maybe ya'll did... I certainly didn't
It’s easy to be a perfect parent commenting anonymously online. I get a kick out of reading the perfect parent comments knowing no such person exists
It's like the FBG thread when they're doing 100k steps before breakfastIt’s easy to be a perfect parent commenting anonymously online. I get a kick out of reading the perfect parent comments knowing no such person exists
With a child hanging off each tit reciting poetry & running a successful business
No that's Joanne Larby...With a child hanging off each tit reciting poetry & running a successful business
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at the ready for this thread after the utter tripe she's just spouted re being single / and never having considered financial implications before... eh 500 points in LC really count for duck all
at the ready for this thread after the utter tripe she's just spouted re being single / and never having considered financial implications before... eh 500 points in LC really count for duck allChrist almighty what a dipshit.
She has no real girlfriends she can talk to about this stuff does she? Like how is she only musing this stuff now and so publicly!!
That MyProtein gear is less than flattering om her aswell.
She has no real girlfriends she can talk to about this stuff does she? Like how is she only musing this stuff now and so publicly!!
That MyProtein gear is less than flattering om her aswell.
With her own set of AirPod Pros in the ears.
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