Siobhan O'Hagan #36 Downward dog, downward spiral, tampon story should NOT go viral

[Kilingtime]

Shut up moaning as per !

There's 100s of places in swords to get your nails done. Or malahide. Or any of the surrounding areas!

Edit. Here you go Shiv, Castle Nails malahide has a rake of appointments for shellac today and tomorrow. Drive yer fancy car up. You are welcome.

How would she get a freebie if she didn't plaster it on her stories though??

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

How can she answer dms and emails while walking? I know I can do it on my phone too but would you not walk into something, trip up or miss seeing guys having a tug?

Plot Twist: Turns out guys tugging at her on her walk are actually her unclosed Pornhub windows...

She probably watches some amount of porn as she has tonnes of time on her hands and doesn't get any action yet her brain seems to pop out innuendos, creepy stuff on the regular.

 

[irish21]

Wish Skinny Gaz would put a post about how horrible white nails are and some tips on basic hygiene, then maybe she'll listen...

He’s actually in London with his dad and had pictures outside Buckingham palace . Suprised she hasn’t tried to meet up - but granddad would turn in his grave I suppose if she as much as mentioned the queen .

 

[instaknobs]

Let’s see how long it takes her to stomp on this band wagon. JS watching grown people roll around on a carpet.

 

[Rundymc1]

Seriously, what is wrong with these idiots following the likes of this clown!

I'm actually tempted to spend the fiver so I can include a message to him and the other people donating anonymously....as much as it would pain me to give him a fiver, would it be worth it?

I'll even go and donate a tenner to a more worthy cause to provide some balance and clear my conscience!

 

[bullcrap1]

Did she get the lips done ?

the coffee thing must be the lowest they can go, but I’ve said that before. Fuck me like

Ya I think she did.
I don’t even know where to start with her today. And she has ruined Jenny Keane now as well

 

[Icanteven]

I was too- I don't know how people are conned by this one? I'd say he got his eyes opened in fairness though once he actually met her and realised what a contradiction and bullshitter she really is.

I've seen a few of his tiktoks and hated his content. Really hasn't a clue about hormonal issues and rips off james Smith re calories. Didn't realise he had a pod but if she's a guest I defo won't be trying it.

Edit to say it's Sean fitness I'm on about

 

[smurphette]

Sorry but have to totally disagree. It’s not the 70s. I’m not sayin she has to pretend to be mourning. But it’s literally all that’s been going on here for the last week or more. Not even mentioning it is extremely odd. It’s like her weird “my Granddad would turn in his Grave” one. Nobody cares Siobhan, we don’t all hate the Queen. To confirm, I’m totally impartial on the whole thing being Irish but if I had her platform and just arsed around London everyday, Id obviously mention at least the town being quiet or something. Anything!!

My Instagram is mostly memes - not posting every thought like her. But I retweeted a few things about it on Twitter, have been telling family at home about The Queue etc. That's the kind of stuff that is notable without having an opinion one way or another! It's just...local news and of interest. But she couldn't possibly acknowledge it.

 

[wodimus]

She hasn't though it's all in your head lol

Ok Raisin, we get it

 

[Peanutandraisin]

I had but then asked her a question about the furnace so the emails started again and god where they painful. I'll look into it though

GDPR requires that the consent to send marketing emails has to be freely given, specific, informed, unambiguous and provided by some form of clear affirmative action. Her content form on that site does not say anything about being subscribed automatically, so asking a question does not allow her to add you to the mailing list.

 

[Biscuit or cake]

I think she means study in Starbuck for that 90 minutes to be pedantic

Surely she's "studying" personal training college?

 

[factfinder101]

What is she training for?

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

What's up with the covering of the face this morning. Next face photo she will look like a man with make up. Doesn't need a make up artist yanno

Doesn't want to be seen around Swords huffing and puffing.

 

[caramelsq]

Nevermind the boots

That fucking chain on her sunglasses gives me the ick everytime

Me too

Herself and Dr Laura with the hideous chain.

 

[Domestic goddess]

She was out running in swords? No stories of men looking at her or having a wank, or does that only happen in London/Portugal Siobhan

Its too cold

 

[madegg91]

All of a sudden she’s big upping Alvor - the food is great, smiley snaps with friends. I smell a move in the near future. When the furnace is shut down and Shiv has taken her rightful place selling boat tickets at a little booth in a small town the odyssey will be complete.

The Scylla of Alvor, striking fear into the hearts of men and women

 

[LetsCallEmOut]

This bugs THE LIFE out of me. I’m in a running club so I do know some real elite runners who can do a 5k in stupidly fast times. There are some that literally run twice as fast as me. But they don’t brag about it like this or claim oh that wasn’t my best time that was so slow. They have some self awareness that some
Of us “slower” ones represent the majority. I worked really hard on my 5k time last year and was buzzing with myself that I got it down from 37 mins to 32 something. That was really hard work. It’s average 34-35 now but some in my club are near 40 mins and we all big each other up, no matter what the time, slow, fast, average. It bugs me that Siobhan says things like this because how is that in any way relatable to her followers? I’d love to see her total moving time vs total elapsed time.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!! It’s absolutely shocking and she says it early every time she runs.

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

She's about to food poison herself. Empty chicken carton thrown on top of her yogurts.

Disgusting, needs to go straight in the bin and wash the hands!!

She looks to have the camera set up on a stand to take pictures of her cooking. The Lucy Lord book has been taken off the shelf by beggy no mates.

 

[smurphette]

"Hi 5 year old Smurphette. Now promise me never give your money to strangers. There are some bad people out there who want to take what's yours. They will lie to you and promise they care about you when they don't. Always be careful"

I feel like some of her clients are very vulnerable, they need something to cling to.

Brilliant.
Good point about vulnerable clients. Maybe attention from a "celebrity" type trainer makes them feel important/validated?!?

 

[Madeline 74]

Will she be the only girl today ......