Oh how I laughed at this. Her “diary” is filled with bolloxey shite we would all love the time to do.
From 6am - 9am… THREE hours. She reads. Relaxes. Does yoga. Writes in her journal. Checks her WhatsApp.
Listen, you delusional leathery skinned geebag. Try getting up at 6am, washing, dressing, feeding your kids. Getting yourself ready. Trying to maintain some sort of cleanliness around the gaf before you have to leave.
Drive the kids to school. Multiple drops sometimes. Get to work.
All before 9.
“I forgot to factor in showering” - what? For the last 3 months? Here's €5. Get yourself down the Maxol for a power hose. Actually here, take a tennor. Put yourself through twice!
Also, she's giving an extra long BJ at 10am. A BJ at 10am on a Tuesday morning!? About the only thing I'm jealous of!