Siobh.Ohagan #15 and everywhere James went, Siobhán was sure to follow

[Notheretogossip]

Moving closer to James it seems with an apartment move?!

Don’t you know it !

 

[Emdemd]

Her latest post says imagine it’s the 90’s and people stopped using their phones to tell people how to live their lives.. is that not her entire business? Telling strangers to do the exact opposite of how she lives her life??

I thought it was in response to the latest post on nu_fitnessmalahide

I could be reaching though

 

[Lila 1984]

Dear Diary,
It’s been a busy week. Buckle Up Bitches xx

This week was a busy one,
I got so much stuff done,
I moaned and groaned when I walked in the rain,
A ginge like me needs sun.

Let’s start at the start,
To go through the last few days-
I’m still binge eating junk,
And still insta stalking James

I heard he likes the girly girls,
So I got my fanny plucked,
I also heard he likes fit girls,
But boxing had me fucked

Then I heard another thing,
That he likes girls who are vain,
So I went off to Harrods for lunch,
And insta-d my champagne.

I opened a few furnace spots,
To distract my mind from James,
A ten out of ten excel review,
Every review reads the same

I ate a lot of crap this week,
That was not the plan,
But dominos messed my order up,
And ‘free’ pizza trumps any man.

I even bought an almond croissant,
I thought ‘this will do the trick’,
Again I failed -and I was ghosted,
James just give me your dick

Another day, another meal,
This time Camille messed up my dish,
I happily sat and ate my food,
Sweaty and smelling of fish

With all those failings building up,
And James not taking the hint,
I tried again with Diren & Fliss,
But third wheeling has me skint

I cannot wait until the day,
That nightclubs open here,
I’ll tell everyone I worked in a club,
Even though that was yester-year! 🥱

I met 50 Cent, And Ronan Keating,
I even met Ann Doyle,
Corporate by day, mad bastard by night,
And acting like I’m Royal

I am thinking of going to Ireland soon,
I miss my people there,
It is not (just) because I want,
Freebies for hair and skincare.

That ghastly love island started again,
Who cares about a strangers love life?
Thank God I hate it, it’s not for me,
Please James, just make me your wife

Twice this week I told a few lies,
On insta when sharing some links.
Book links were affiliate- yet nobody guessed,
And I’m only an ‘Medium’ when I shrink!!

There isn’t much to do in London,
I’ve tried all the pizzas here now,
A dominos here is different to home,
It’s only 100 Calories somehow!

McDonalds for breakfast, ice cream for lunch,
Balance for me is what works-
Maybe that’s why strange men ask me out,
But it’s only for James that I lurk.

So here is the problem, I’ve had one vaccine-
Number 2 is due in a month,
If I flew home now and sneaked in a Jansen,
Would that one troll call me a cunt ???


Xxxxx Shiv-B-Yates

Haha brilliant love it

 

[Whoops i said it]

Why do I have a feeling. That Shiv is now creaming her sweaty Myprotein shorts now with access to this resource. Furnace 3.0 incoming . She prob won’t even remove their names she’s that lazy

New content coming soon.

Or her arrogance “why improve in perfection?”

 

[Littlediamond28]

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I must be behind the times; I never knew SOH had a breast augmentation and never heard her speak about it either?

I think she got them a while before her bikini comp

 

[Chells8]

Drank herself into oblivion.. on her own.. thats pretty sad

In fairness you can see a second glass in the corner of the wine picture

 

[Dtfy]

I think she has comments switched off

No, still there for me

 

[Comeonsugar]

Hi All, Does anyone know any programme that are worth paying the money for...After reading this page, I don't think I want to sign up for the furnace but also conflicted to see who is good. It doesn't have to be a female, I would go to a male also. I also don't need to to know the basics it's more for toning rather than losing weight so don't want someone telling me about MACROS or spreadsheets

https://instagram.com/angrycarrotfitness?utm_medium=copy_link Sean is great - totally down to earth and reasonable

 

[Tazzie]

Saaaaame

Me too

 

[havinasnoop]

Added 9 min ago but time stamp 5am sorry I’m just not buying it why wouldn’t u add it as soon as you took it makes 0 sense 🥲

It takes 2 hours to manifest those mundane coffee thoughts

 

[dddddddddddd]

She will saying in her morning coffee thoughts tomorrow - oh I wish James would appear and bam she will get a sponsored deal with him

 

[Tazzie]

I saw that A Need To Read ( her ex roommate Ed) showed a photo of his new Rodger whomeveryoucallit Gi… must be a delay in posting hers to SW.. it’s deffo no MP that’s for sure!!

 

[G+T]

I think she has comments switched off

 

[Mocaacom]

He tagged her in the story when he was saying 'i hate siobhan, no seriously i hate her!!' Then did a fake diddley-dee accent and laughed, so i hardly thought that was true. But the next snap you can hear the girls saying we like her shes so disciplined and he busts of laughing and is like she is absolutely not disciplined, dominoes every night and drinking every day... in those stories he tagged paul olima and not siobh. But like... its not as if shes not going to see it so i cant understand why he would even say it, record it, post it, and tag paul olima in it?

I know you can block someone from seeing your stories, can you block them from seeing individual stories?

 

[diazgoodnessnew]

does she have her Invisalign on when recording the adds?! What’s with her upper lips and her he excessive salivating?!!!

She probably has her polished London whitening strips in or something!

 

[Teatimespillage]

This looks like the place that she has shared on her story that she got a refund for. I never understand influencers needs to share so much, this was one google search to see if this was the place she cancelled. It wouldn’t take a genius to track influencers down from all the over sharing they do. Looks fairly nice in the pics to be fair!

 

[irish21]

Can you ask your friend how much it is? Im
Curious and it’s not mentioned on the page

It’s $200 or so I think for 6 or 8 weeks there is different programmes

It’s $200 or so I think for 6 or 8 weeks there is different programmes

Sorry that was meant to be euro I’m in oz lol

 

[Classgamer]

Can we get a recap

 

[irish21]

Hi All, Does anyone know any programme that are worth paying the money for...After reading this page, I don't think I want to sign up for the furnace but also conflicted to see who is good. It doesn't have to be a female, I would go to a male also. I also don't need to to know the basics it's more for toning rather than losing weight so don't want someone telling me about MACROS or spreadsheets

There is guy in Nenagh in Tipperary follow him on Instagram Matt Cooney fitness . Mc fitness I think is his insta handle . His online coaching is quite reasonable too . He does 8 week course . My friend is doing it and says he’s really good . His gf is coach too .

 

[Hairylairy]

Did she really just share a whole WhatsApp conversation with some lad to prove she’s talking to lads in the guise of who are people supporting in the match? That’s such a breach of that persons privacy for a start and really like a teenager proving they have a boyfriend? She mentions talking to lads so often that it’s overdoing it, just comes across as immature.

Looks like a girl holding the bottle to me