Thanks to @Rattle&hum for the epic title!
Thread 15 here we go!
@brandambassador the floor is yours!
Thread 15 here we go!
@brandambassador the floor is yours!
Thanks to @Rattle&hum for the epic title!
Thread 15 here we go!
@brandambassador the floor is yours!
Thank you very much,Thanks to @Rattle&hum for the epic title!
Thread 15 here we go!
@brandambassador the floor is yours!
The metcons are already on. She’s stretching the legs waiting for them to post a location. She will then sprint there and bump into themShe's up to something, I reckon she scouring insta to find Smith and Co and do a what coincidence appearance.
She will be waiting, I don't think he has any interest in soccer or herI’m sure she is stalking James as we speak to c where he will watch the match and also where he does his food shop
Omg and the Ben and Jerry's was pre workoutThe metcons are already on. She’s stretching the legs waiting for them to post a location. She will then sprint there and bump into them
@brandambassador is already on itCan we get a recap
SaaaaameJust gonna rub my stank here.
SameJust gonna rub my stank here.
bravo!Dear Diary,
It’s been a busy week. Buckle Up witches xx
This week was a busy one,
I got so much stuff done,
I moaned and groaned when I walked in the rain,
A ginge like me needs sun.
Let’s start at the start,
To go through the last few days-
I’m still binge eating junk,
And still insta stalking James
I heard he likes the girly girls,
So I got my fanny plucked,
I also heard he likes fit girls,
But boxing had me fucked
Then I heard another thing,
That he likes girls who are vain,
So I went off to Harrods for lunch,
And insta-d my champagne.
I opened a few furnace spots,
To distract my mind from James,
A ten out of ten excel review,
Every review reads the same
I ate a lot of crap this week,
That was not the plan,
But dominos messed my order up,
And ‘free’ pizza trumps any man.
I even bought an almond croissant,
I thought ‘this will do the trick’,
Again I failed -and I was ghosted,
James just give me your dick
Another day, another meal,
This time Camille messed up my dish,
I happily sat and ate my food,
Sweaty and smelling of fish
With all those failings building up,
And James not taking the hint,
I tried again with Diren & Fliss,
But third wheeling has me skint
I cannot wait until the day,
That nightclubs open here,
I’ll tell everyone I worked in a club,
Even though that was yester-year! 🥱
I met 50 Cent, And Ronan Keating,
I even met Ann Doyle,
Corporate by day, mad bastard by night,
And acting like I’m Royal
I am thinking of going to Ireland soon,
I miss my people there,
It is not (just) because I want,
Freebies for hair and skincare.
That ghastly love island started again,
Who cares about a strangers love life?
Thank God I hate it, it’s not for me,
Please James, just make me your wife
Twice this week I told a few lies,
On insta when sharing some links.
Book links were affiliate- yet nobody guessed,
And I’m only an ‘Medium’ when I shrink!!
There isn’t much to do in London,
I’ve tried all the pizzas here now,
A dominos here is different to home,
It’s only 100 Calories somehow!
McDonalds for breakfast, ice cream for lunch,
Balance for me is what works-
Maybe that’s why strange men ask me out,
But it’s only for James that I lurk.
So here is the problem, I’ve had one vaccine-
Number 2 is due in a month,
If I flew home now and sneaked in a Jansen,
Would that one troll call me a bleep ???
Xxxxx Shiv-B-Yates